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Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Precautions (9/1/2009)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Enticement (8/17/2009)

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Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Stoicism (7/23/2009)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Vengeance (7/9/2009)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Heart (6/23/2009)

Easy Instructions for the Conversion to Digital TV (6/12/2009)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Perseverance (6/5/2009)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Caution (5/18/2009)

My Pitches for Political-Satire Skits Playing on President Obama’s Foibles Keep Getting Shot Down (5/6/2009)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Wisdom (4/27/2009)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Free Will (4/6/2009)

Saved by the Bell: The Grad School Years (3/26/2009)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Self-Reliance (3/16/2009)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Freedom (2/24/2009)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Opportunity (2/3/2009)

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Friendship (1/22/2009)

From The Clog: Manchester, Vermont’s Insider Gossip Blog for Plumbers (1/12/2009)

Your Best Friend in a Romantic Comedy Is Always There for You (12/4/2008)

The Audacity of Despair (10/28/2008)

Your Candidate for Class Treasurer Has Something to Disclose (10/8/2008)

Soberly Written Documents Rendered as Comic-Book Dialogue! (8/7/2008)

Monologue: A Former WWF Wrestler, Now a Suburban Realtor and Parent of Three, Campaigns for PTA Chair and Battles His Instincts (6/10/2008)

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The Catcher in the Retirement Home (4/17/2008)

“Page Six” Gets Extremely Personal (3/11/2008)

Ashton Kutcher Fan Fiction: “The Middle School Dance” by Melissa Bell, Age 13 (2/7/2008)

Ishmael the Comedian (1/9/2008)

Monologue: An Inarticulate, Self-Consciously Ironic Voice of His Twentysomething Generation Makes an Opening Statement for His Client in a Corporate-Fraud Case (11/13/2007)

We’re Huge In Europe (10/2/2007)

Debate For Emperor Of The Upsilon Sigma Star System (8/27/2007)

Why There Will Never Be A Lactose Intolerant President (8/6/2007)

Ivan Lendl, Former Tennis Champion And Current Landscape Painting Teacher In The Goshen, Connecticut, Community Center (6/1/2007)

Planned Parenthood’s Plans C, D, E, F, And G For Iraqi Insurgent Control (4/13/2007)

My Interactive Call Center (3/23/2007)

I’m Starting to Suspect a Dungeons-and-Dragons Player Named “Elgdorf the Mage” Is Abusing His Wikipedia Editorial Privileges Miles Davis (10/26/2006)

Perhaps I Should Stop Naming The Protagonists in My Semi-Autobiographical Fiction After Myself (9/18/2006)

Why There Aren’t Many Right Wing Observational Comedians (5/22/2006)

Feedback From James Joyce’s Submission of Ulysses to His Creative Writing Workshop (5/9/2006)

Parallels Between My Living Through Two Years Of Middle School And The Two Terms Of The Bush Presidency (3/21/2006)

Listmania!: Other Books Useful (Or Not) For Americans To Read, Beyond William Blum’s Rogue State , By Osama B L (1/23/2006)

History’s Most Lopsided Trades, As Renegotiated By Oakland A’s General Manager Billy Beane (1/16/2006)

Ten Reasons Why You, Audrey Tautou, Gamine French Star of Amélie, Should Date Me, Teddy Wayne (10/24/2005)

Urgent Proposal (8/30/2005)

Where Are They Now? (8/9/2005)

Bawdy Best Man Speeches, Given By The Actual Best Man On Earth At The Time (6/9/2005)

Awkward Interloper Of The Realm: Christmas Day With My New Girlfriend’s Family As A Circa 1982 Text- Based Computer Adventure Game (5/23/2005)

Yahoo’s Mailer Daemon Automated Reply For Failed E-Mail Delivery Is Getting A Little Too Intimate (4/12/2005)

Monologue: 2008 Presidential Stump Speech of Billy Bush, Cousin of George W. Bush and Access Hollywood Entertainment Reporter (3/16/2005)

The Fabulous Friends: Conservative Christian Groups’ Least-Favorite All-Star Cartoon (1/27/2005)

Welcome to Cancún! (1/24/2005)

Johnson’s Life of Boswell (12/15/2004)