Easy Halloween Costume Ideas. (10/31/2011)

Superman Returns (A Defective DVD Player) (7/6/2006)

List: Two Recipes (2/25/2005)

History’s Notable Films, Reconsidered (9/24/2004)

History’s Notable Television Programs, Reconsidered (10/20/2003)

Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Solomon (6/5/2003)

Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Jean-Paul Sartre (6/5/2003)

Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Cuba Gooding, Jr (6/5/2003)

Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Art Garfunkel (6/5/2003)

Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Pierre de Fermat (6/5/2003)

Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Albert Camus (6/5/2003)

Unpublished Coda to Harper Lee’s To Kill a Mockingbird (5/9/2003)

Lost Memorandum To Walt Disney (1/29/2003)

Deep Throat: Not The Usual Suspects (6/17/2002)

Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: J.D. Salinger (4/10/2002)

Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Sigmund Freud (4/10/2002)

Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Bruce Springsteen (4/10/2002)

Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Colonel Harlan Sanders (4/10/2002)

Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Tom Jones (4/10/2002)

Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Vincent Van Gogh (4/10/2002)

The Dance Lesson (7/16/2001)

A Short Story About The Academy Awards (2/13/2001)

I Am Concerned About The New York Times Magazine (2/6/2001)

A Transcript Of Yesterday’s Super Bowl Halftime Show, As It Happened In A Parallel Universe That Only I Can See (1/29/2001)

Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: F. Scott Fitzgerald (1/9/2001)

Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Elvis Presley (1/9/2001)

Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Monica Lewinsky (1/9/2001)

Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Queen Beatrix of the Netherlands (1/9/2001)

Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Gerald Ford (1/9/2001)

Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Oprah Winfrey (1/9/2001)

Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Dr. Louis Pasteur (1/9/2001)

Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Hugh Hefner (1/9/2001)

The Short Essay That Conquered the Planet (9/28/2000)

Sharon Fleder, Animal Publicist (8/8/2000)

Five Drinking Games (Increasing in Difficulty) (6/2/2000)

Humor Beginning With an Excerpt From a Newspaper (5/26/2000)

The Love That Stopped Time: A Play, Consisting of Pure Conjecture, in One Act (4/28/2000)

Some Common Life Problems, With Possible Solutions (3/21/2000)

Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Betsy Ross (2/8/2000)

Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Oscar Wilde (2/1/2000)

A Brief Parody of a Talk Show That Falls Apart About Halfway Through (1/27/2000)

Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Oscar Meyer (1/21/2000)

Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Alexander Graham Bell (1/15/2000)

A Short Item about the Future (1/10/2000)

I was Alan Greenspan’s Roadie (1/6/2000)

Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Joan of Arc (11/15/1999)

Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Andy Kaufman (11/15/1999)

Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Orson Welles (11/15/1999)

Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Jeffrey Wigand (11/15/1999)

My Life with Ronald Reagan. (9/27/1999)

Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Princess Diana (7/30/1999)

Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Emmanuel Lewis (7/23/1999)

Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Mahatma Gandhi (7/16/1999)

Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: James Dean (7/9/1999)

Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Napoleon Bonaparte (7/3/1999)

Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Winston Churchill (6/15/1999)

Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: David Caruso (6/6/1999)

Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Henry Ford (6/6/1999)

Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: President Abraham Lincoln (5/11/1999)

Jonas Salk: A Reminiscence (4/15/1999)

The Talent Competition (3/17/1999)