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A Convergence
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Beauty Queen
and Baghdad Hummer.

By Lawrence Weschler

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The other big female media star last week, besides Saint Teresa and Princess Di (see previous post), was the heartrendingly ill-starred Miss Teen South Carolina, Lauren Caitlin Upton, whose haplessly thrashing (and unintentionally question-answering) response, at the Miss Teen USA Pageant, to the question of why it is that a fifth of Americans can't locate the United States on a map

provoked a firestorm of knowingly guffawing posts and linkages all across the Web, and presently across the wider media as well.

It has often been noted that going to war seems to be the principal way most Americans learn their geography (we invade you, therefore you exist), but Miss Teen South Carolina's dizzily careening answer put me in mind of nothing so much as another webcast one-week wonder, from several months back—this one documenting a passenger's-eye view of the transit of an American military Hummer through the streets of Baghdad,

one which, at the time, helped to answer the alternate Beauty Pageant question as to why it might be that America's occupation of the Iraqi capital didn't seem to be getting met with unalloyed enthusiasm.

Now, granted, in both instances, there are mitigating (if not altogether redeeming) circumstances that call out to be noted. As for the tragically tongue-tangled Ms. Upton: Who among us hasn't succumbed to such brain-freeze and word-crush at similar moments of high-pressure self-display (in our dreams if nowhere else)? And, for God's sake, the girl is only a teenager. As for the Hummer ride: How would you like to be driving an American military vehicle through the streets of Baghdad, subject to improvised explosive devices and potential ambushes at every turn, such that your safest possible option is a speedy, if somewhat bump-and-grindy, dash through the capital's thronging thoroughfares.

Still: Ms. Upton chose to subject herself to the pressures of that pageant circus—nobody was holding a gun to her head—and, similarly, we Americans chose (either actively, through our electoral collusion, or passively, through our collective failure to find a way of wresting control of the vehicle of state in its hell-bent rush to war) to occupy Baghdad, with all the dangers such a venture portends in clear sight all along. Such that mitigation is not much comfort, certainly not for most Baghdadis with blithely ignorant (what's the opposite of worldly—worldless?) Americans crashing heedlessly down their crowded streets.

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1. Evolving, Evolved by Charlie Hopper

2. Primal Forces, Basic Colors by Andy Hunter

3. The End of the Beginning by Holly Dunsworth

Intermezzo by Lawrence Weschler

4. This Is Not an Ad by Jimmy Chen

5. Catskills Vagina by Dan Clem

6. The Antipodes by Chris Zic

7. Self-Made Constriction by Sam Gaskin

8. We Are the Son by Danny Erker

9. Painfully Unaware by Dan Park

10. Gutshot by Jason Torchinsky

Weschler's Second Interlude

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12. Inside and Out There by Lena Webb

13. The March by Emily Marvosh

14. Feminine Divine Triptych by Margit Christenson

15. Time's Deliberate Convergence by Steve Denyszyn

16. A Rousseau/Hirshfield Convergence by Adam Webb

Beirut/Warsaw by Lawrence Weschler

17. Clothesline Raising Over Carlisle, Indiana by Charlie Hopper

Carnival of Convergences

Weschler's Fourth Interlude

Aftersquib to the Foregoing

18. Pelvises All the Way Down by John Peter Rickgauer

19. Ovary Night? by Maya Muñoz

20. Christ in Space by Jonathan Shipley

A Pair of Convergences Off of Tina Barney

Another Carnival of Convergences

21. Moral Confusion: Iraq, Munich, and Vietnam by Donald Rumsfeld

22. Seeing the Tree for the Forest by Walter Murch

An Addendum to the Foregoing, and a Visitor Challenge

23, 24, and 25. Far Out by Michael Benson, Brian Christian, and Walter Murch

26. Jewish Bunk Beds by Monica S. Bland

Those Damn Swedish Trees, Take 3: Convergence of the Blogs

27. Degenerate Boogie-Woogie by Lisa Lee

Carnival of Convergences No. 3

28. Sand and Moon by Alison Cornyn

Actaeon: An Ovidian Impromptu by Lawrence Weschler

29 and 30. Hoods and Veils by Vero Testa and Lauren Redniss

The Onion/Bickle Convergence by Lawrence Weschler

31. The Lone Figure Against the Armored Swarm by Michele Siegel

32. Muscle and Flow by Benjamin R. Cohen

An Addendum to the Foregoing: Cities, Brains, Orchestras by Lawrence Weschler

Saint and Princess by Lawrence Weschler

Beauty Queen and Baghdad Hummer by Lawrence Weschler

Carnival of Convergences No. 4

Laughing, Clapping, Constantly Forgetting: A Trill of Readerly Associations by Lawrence Weschler

33. Lithographica by R.A. Villanueva

34. Papal Fire (Papa Lux) by Nick Feia

Addendum to "Laughing, Clapping ..." and, More Specifically, to the Stalinist-Applause Anecdote by Lawrence Weschler

35. Disseminations: Internet, Dandelions, Flight Paths by Sarah Daegling

36. Black and White and in Color by Walter Murch

Carnival of Convergences No. 5

Lee Friedlander's Visionary Trees: An Addendum to the Last Chapters of Everything That Rises by Lawrence Weschler

37. Shipwrecked Desperation by Charles Mudede via Matt Haber

38. Life Forms by Ariel Winter

 

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