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Contest Winner No. 39.

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Eggs And Bacon

Submitted by Rosamond Purcell, from her recently issued book of essays and photographs, Egg & Nest, with Linnea Hall, René Corado, and Bernd Heinrich. (Harvard University Press)

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Egg of the Common Murre

Variations in color and marking on the eggs of the Common Murre are dramatic, ranging from white to pale blue, dark blue with black splotches, honey-colored fine lines, and smoky smears. These markings suggest visual connections to other worlds, from the lines made by a ceramicist's glaze, to canvases by Jackson Pollack or Franz Kline, and even to what looks like a celestial map over an imagined pole.

The calligraphic effects so pronounced on blackbird eggs may appear over the entire surface of the shell on certain eggs of the Common Murre, dancing and twisting in lines reminiscent of Japanese writing or Chinese brush painting, executed with flourish and grace. In the example below I photographed the circumference of this egg one section at a time. Then, my husband Dennis and I assembled the pieces into a "Mercator" projection.

"Mercator" Projection of Egg

The effect of stitching together these slices creates a large mural of acrobatic monkeys swinging from vines, a young chimp riding a unicycle, gibbons in free-fall. But then, looking again, a "vine" becomes the outline of the back of a bull, emerging now like an ancient creature from the walls of Lascaux. I begin to think about the connections between avian and human art. In1964, as a self-portrait, Robert Rauschenberg made a pen-and-ink drawing of his fingerprint for a New Yorker profile.

Rauschenberg's fingerprint drawing

The whorls of the print are like patterns on an egg. The shape of the impression is itself like a bird's egg − slightly elongated, with one end narrower than the other.

And then, one day, while reading a book about the painter Francis Bacon, I opened a page to the artist's drawings from an exhibition catalogue of the work of Chaïm Soutine. These quick sketches of human figures were like the markings made when the egg turns or pauses as blood (for paint) lays down these traces. Bacon's drawing seemed to mirror, if not the content, then certainly the calligraphic style, of this particular egg.

Francis Bacon's sketch

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WESCHLER RESPONDS.

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Is that cool, or what?

But what is the deal with those Murre markings? (Common Murres, incidentally, are cliff-dwelling sea birds, who lay one egg at a time, the egg strikingly elongated and bottom heavy like that so as to prevent its rolling out of the nest, or rolling anywhere for that matter). How do the markings arise and, what are they for, evolutionarily speaking? Well, off to the web, where we find the following (via stanford.edu/group/stanfordbirds/text/essays/Color_of_Eggs.html):

Seabird species that nest in gigantic colonies tend to have eggs that are extremely variable in both color and markings. Their colors, like all egg colors, are from pigments produced by glands in the female's oviduct. As the egg moves down that tube the colors are squeezed out onto the shell. As ecologist Bernd Heinrich put it: ". . . the motion of the egg affects the color patterns. It is as if innumerable brushes hold still while the canvas moves. If the egg remains still there are spots, and if it moves while the glands continue secreting, then lines and scrawls result."

In other words, the Murre's egg is initially white in the womb, but as it enters the oviduct during the process of laying, that is, as the egg itself starts being expressed, it gets imprinted with all those amazing lines and whorls (patterns which in turn render the egg strikingly individual amidst the profusion of other such eggs, the easier to be identified by its mother or father, both of whom, incidentally, take turns sheltering the egg till it hatches).

Expression, indeed. For what else, in the end, is Francis Bacon or any other artist doing in the moment of (pro)creation, other than expressing, exuding, the essence of his personality onto the empty white canvas before him?

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OTHER WINNERS.

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1. Evolving, Evolved by Charlie Hopper

2. Primal Forces, Basic Colors by Andy Hunter

3. The End of the Beginning by Holly Dunsworth

Intermezzo by Lawrence Weschler

4. This Is Not an Ad by Jimmy Chen

5. Catskills Vagina by Dan Clem

6. The Antipodes by Chris Zic

7. Self-Made Constriction by Sam Gaskin

8. We Are the Son by Danny Erker

9. Painfully Unaware by Dan Park

10. Gutshot by Jason Torchinsky

Weschler's Second Interlude

11. Love and War by Kim Wood

12. Inside and Out There by Lena Webb

13. The March by Emily Marvosh

14. Feminine Divine Triptych by Margit Christenson

15. Time's Deliberate Convergence by Steve Denyszyn

16. A Rousseau/Hirshfield Convergence by Adam Webb

Beirut/Warsaw by Lawrence Weschler

17. Clothesline Raising Over Carlisle, Indiana by Charlie Hopper

Carnival of Convergences

Weschler's Fourth Interlude

Aftersquib to the Foregoing

18. Pelvises All the Way Down by John Peter Rickgauer

19. Ovary Night? by Maya Muñoz

20. Christ in Space by Jonathan Shipley

A Pair of Convergences Off of Tina Barney

Another Carnival of Convergences

21. Moral Confusion: Iraq, Munich, and Vietnam by Donald Rumsfeld

22. Seeing the Tree for the Forest by Walter Murch

An Addendum to the Foregoing, and a Visitor Challenge

23, 24, and 25. Far Out by Michael Benson, Brian Christian, and Walter Murch

26. Jewish Bunk Beds by Monica S. Bland

Those Damn Swedish Trees, Take 3: Convergence of the Blogs

27. Degenerate Boogie-Woogie by Lisa Lee

Carnival of Convergences No. 3

28. Sand and Moon by Alison Cornyn

Actaeon: An Ovidian Impromptu by Lawrence Weschler

29 and 30. Hoods and Veils by Vero Testa and Lauren Redniss

The Onion/Bickle Convergence by Lawrence Weschler

31. The Lone Figure Against the Armored Swarm by Michele Siegel

32. Muscle and Flow by Benjamin R. Cohen

An Addendum to the Foregoing: Cities, Brains, Orchestras by Lawrence Weschler

Saint and Princess by Lawrence Weschler

Beauty Queen and Baghdad Hummer by Lawrence Weschler

Carnival of Convergences No. 4

Laughing, Clapping, Constantly Forgetting: A Trill of Readerly Associations by Lawrence Weschler

33. Lithographica by R.A. Villanueva

34. Papal Fire (Papa Lux) by Nick Feia

Addendum to "Laughing, Clapping ..." and, More Specifically, to the Stalinist-Applause Anecdote by Lawrence Weschler

35. Disseminations: Internet, Dandelions, Flight Paths by Sarah Daegling

36. Black and White and in Color by Walter Murch

Carnival of Convergences No. 5

Lee Friedlander's Visionary Trees: An Addendum to the Last Chapters of Everything That Rises by Lawrence Weschler

37. Shipwrecked Desperation by Charles Mudede via Matt Haber

38. Life Forms by Ariel Winter

Cameras, Action! From Disney World to St. Peter's Square, the Mediative Flight From the Immediate by Lawrence Weschler

Carnival of Convergences No. 6

Convergent Postscripts by Lawrence Weschler

From Da Vinci to Duchamp, by Way of Russia by Lawrence Weschler

Venus on a Vespa, Berger on My Mind by Lawrence Weschler

39. Eggs and Bacon by Rosamond Purcell

 

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