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Contest Winner No. 9.

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Painfully Unaware.

By Dan Park

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The image on top is courtesy of a buddy of mine who is currently in Haiti. He's been there since a little after we graduated from the University of Virginia last May. My friends and I won't hear from him for weeks at a time but occasionally we get a hurried e-mail cataloguing the crazy things he's seen in the weeks since his last correspondence. This time, we were provided with a photograph typifying his daily sightings. Haiti has been in politico-social strife for years but recently the violence has escalated due to a highly contested presidential election. In the picture, you can see a masked driver wielding a sidearm and other heavily armed men hanging off of the white pickup. In his e-mails, my friend says that he's had to brandish machetes while traveling alone. This is particularly crazy because one month before he left for the violence of Haiti, he was in Charlottesville partaking in the never-ending cocktail party that is Foxfield Races. For those who are unaware of the tradition, Foxfield is an annual horserace put on by local bluebloods in a quaint valley of Virginia. Somewhere down the line it became a nice excuse for the local University of Virginia students to set up plots and to engage in excessive drinking away from their fraternity houses for a change. The lower picture explains itself: lots of drunken coeds in flower dresses, sipping strong bourbon and gingers out of their respective sorority cups, and even drunker guys, looking painfully fratty, chasing after aforementioned coeds. If I were writing a dissertation, a lengthy commentary about wealth disparities, Western excess, and poverty may have followed, but I'm not; so let the two pictures speak for themselves.

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Weschler Responds.

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Another nice catch, albeit in this case quite a profoundly unsettling one. I am put in mind of an Eric Fischl painting from early in his career, back in 1983, see below, back in the days when desperate Haitians were clamboring aboard rickety vessels of at best dubious seaworthiness and risking their lives, and that of their whole families, on a terrifyingly dangerous passage across the straits and (if they were lucky) onto the resort beaches of a resolutely oblivious Florida, populated by the sorts of leisure guests who, in another part of their lives, might be expected to swarm the Soho openings of trendy shows like Mr. Fischl's very own, themselves clamboring desperately to purchase canvases by the hottest new talent.

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OTHER WINNERS.

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1. Evolving, Evolved by Charlie Hopper

2. Primal Forces, Basic Colors by Andy Hunter

3. The End of the Beginning by Holly Dunsworth

Intermezzo by Lawrence Weschler

4. This Is Not an Ad by Jimmy Chen

5. Catskills Vagina by Dan Clem

6. The Antipodes by Chris Zic

7. Self-Made Constriction by Sam Gaskin

8. We Are the Son by Danny Erker

10. Gutshot by Jason Torchinsky

Weschler's Second Interlude

11. Love and War by Kim Wood

12. Inside and Out There by Lena Webb

13. The March by Emily Marvosh

14. Feminine Divine Triptych by Margit Christenson

15. Time's Deliberate Convergence by Steve Denyszyn

16. A Rousseau/Hirshfield Convergence by Adam Webb

Beirut/Warsaw by Lawrence Weschler

17. Clothesline Raising Over Carlisle, Indiana by Charlie Hopper

Carnival of Convergences

Weschler's Fourth Interlude

Aftersquib to the Foregoing

18. Pelvises All the Way Down by John Peter Rickgauer

19. Ovary Night? by Maya Muņoz

20. Christ in Space by Jonathan Shipley

A Pair of Convergences Off of Tina Barney

Another Carnival of Convergences

21. Moral Confusion: Iraq, Munich, and Vietnam by Donald Rumsfeld

22. Seeing the Tree for the Forest by Walter Murch

An Addendum to the Foregoing, and a Visitor Challenge

23, 24, and 25. Far Out by Michael Benson, Brian Christian, and Walter Murch

26. Jewish Bunk Beds by Monica S. Bland

Those Damn Swedish Trees, Take 3: Convergence of the Blogs

27. Degenerate Boogie-Woogie by Lisa Lee

Carnival of Convergences No. 3

28. Sand and Moon by Alison Cornyn

Actaeon: An Ovidian Impromptu by Lawrence Weschler

29 and 30. Hoods and Veils by Vero Testa and Lauren Redniss

The Onion/Bickle Convergence by Lawrence Weschler

31. The Lone Figure Against the Armored Swarm by Michele Siegel

32. Muscle and Flow by Benjamin R. Cohen

An Addendum to the Foregoing: Cities, Brains, Orchestras by Lawrence Weschler

Saint and Princess by Lawrence Weschler

Beauty Queen and Baghdad Hummer by Lawrence Weschler

Carnival of Convergences No. 4

Laughing, Clapping, Constantly Forgetting: A Trill of Readerly Associations by Lawrence Weschler

33. Lithographica by R.A. Villanueva

34. Papal Fire (Papa Lux) by Nick Feia

Addendum to "Laughing, Clapping ..." and, More Specifically, to the Stalinist-Applause Anecdote by Lawrence Weschler

35. Disseminations: Internet, Dandelions, Flight Paths by Sarah Daegling

36. Black and White and in Color by Walter Murch

Carnival of Convergences No. 5

Lee Friedlander's Visionary Trees: An Addendum to the Last Chapters of Everything That Rises by Lawrence Weschler

37. Shipwrecked Desperation by Charles Mudede via Matt Haber

38. Life Forms by Ariel Winter

Cameras, Action! From Disney World to St. Peter's Square, the Mediative Flight From the Immediate by Lawrence Weschler

Carnival of Convergences No. 6

Convergent Postscripts by Lawrence Weschler

From Da Vinci to Duchamp, by Way of Russia by Lawrence Weschler

Venus on a Vespa, Berger on My Mind by Lawrence Weschler

 

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