A McSweeney’s Kickstarter Testimonial

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“In the early 2000s, I was working in the disgusting basement office of a beautiful theater in Los Angeles and spending too much time on the Internet, where I stumbled onto McSweeney’s Internet Tendency. I had never published anything and even though I was only in my mid-twenties, I pretty much considered myself to be a terrible failure. McSweeney’s Internet Tendency had a section where people humorously reviewed new foods. One day I went across the street from the beautiful theater and bought a White Chocolate Kit Kat Bar and reviewed it. Well, that was the first byline I ever received and now, look at me! I am the beloved but irascible creator of Sports Night, The West Wing and The Newsroom, Mr. Aaron Sorkin. And to think it all began when I was just a lady named Wendy selling group tickets to The Lion King in a disgusting basement. Thank you, McSweeney’s, for all the joy you’ve brought me over the years, and for turning me into an important television man! Please give till it hurts. Literally. Maybe cut your foot off and see if there is any money in there. That’s just one idea. I have a lot of ideas, because I’m Aaron Sorkin.”
— Wendy Molyneux, Internet Tendency Contributor and Writer/Producer of Bob’s Burgers

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Bream Gives Me Hiccups: Restaurant Reviews
from a Privileged
Nine-Year-Old.

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The opinions expressed below are of the nine-year-old reviewer’s, and do not necessarily reflect those of McSweeney’s.

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The Ashram and Mom (12/12/2013)

The Museum of Natural History and Making Compromises (11/1/2013)

A Crawfish Boil and Dad’s New Family (8/6/2013)

Fuddruckers and an Unreliable New Friend (6/3/2013)

Matthew’s House (2/22/2013)

Thanksgiving With Vegans (11/21/2012)

Organix vs. the San Gennaro Street Festival (10/2/2012)

Robert Frost Elementary School Cafeteria (8/20/2012)

Tcby. (8/1/2012)

The Whiskey Blue Bar at the W Hotel (7/9/2012)

Masgouf (6/6/2012)

Sushi Nozawa (5/24/2012)

McSweeney’s is a publishing company based in San Francisco.
As well as operating a daily humor website, we also publish Timothy McSweeney’s Quarterly Concern, the Believer, and an ever-growing selection of books under various imprints. You can buy all of these things from our online store. We’re also transitioning to a nonprofit and would greatly appreciate your help. You can support us today by donating to our Kickstarter campaign.