Bream Gives Me Hiccups: Restaurant Reviews
from a Privileged
Nine-Year-Old.
BY Jesse Eisenberg
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The opinions expressed below are of the nine-year-old reviewer’s, and do not necessarily reflect those of McSweeney’s.
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Matthew’s House (2/22/2013)Thanksgiving With Vegans (11/21/2012)
Organix vs. the San Gennaro Street Festival (10/2/2012)
Robert Frost Elementary School Cafeteria (8/20/2012)
Tcby. (8/1/2012)
The Whiskey Blue Bar at the W Hotel (7/9/2012)
Masgouf (6/6/2012)
Sushi Nozawa (5/24/2012)