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Dispatches From a Public Librarian

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Introduction

For some five years I have worked for a smallish public library nestled cozily between Disneyland and Knott’s Berry Farm in Orange County, California. This is where most of the observations in this dispatch will take place, although sometimes I do go to other libraries (some even far, far away), and I’ll include those observations as they come.

I came into the library scene about eight years ago. I began as a student assistant at a college library in Fullerton. After receiving my bachelor’s degree, I was bored, confused, and didn’t want to get off my parents’ insurance plan, so I enrolled in the Library Science and Information Technology program at San Jose State.

I will update this dispatch on a sometimes-regular basis, and will include stories about strange patrons, strange tales, and otherwise just strange things. The names and description of the patrons are purposely left out, so as to protect their privacy (libraries are real sticklers for this privacy stuff, which is why many have been in a tiff about the Patriot Act, but don’t get me started).

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Dispatch 38: Rules of Conduct (8/27/2010)

Dispatch 37: The Windsor Knot (5/21/2010)

Dispatch 36 (2/18/2010)

Dispatch 35: Hot Coffee (12/3/2009)

Dispatch 34 (10/14/2009)

Dispatch 33: Not Posted Rules of the Library (7/1/2009)

Dispatch 32: The Librarian: A Twitter Story (6/12/2009)

Dispatch 31: People Who Come Into the Library That I Try to Avoid (2/10/2009)

Dispatch 30: The Library Brawl (8/19/2008)

Dispatch 29: The Firemen (5/27/2008)

Dispatch 28 (3/3/2008)

Dispatch 27 (12/12/2007)

Dispatch 26 (11/12/2007)

Dispatch 25: Troubleshooting Library Computer Problems (2/28/2007)

Disptach 24 (10/23/2006)

Dispatch 23 (8/14/2006)

Dispatch 22: Fun With Cutters (5/17/2006)

Dispatch 21: FAQ: Library-Related Questions You Always Wanted to Ask but Never Had the Nerve (3/2/2006)

Dispatch 20 (11/3/2005)

Dispatch 19: Advice to Future Librarians Entering Graduate School (9/6/2005)

Dispatch 18: Adventures in MySpace (6/28/2005)

Dispatch 17 (5/16/2005)

Dispatch 16: Jeffica (4/8/2005)

Dispatch 15: Corny Library Pickup Lines, and How Librarians Effectively Shoot Them Down (2/14/2005)

Dispatch 14: Reflections on the TNT Original Movie The Librarian: Quest for the Spear Starring That Guy From ER (12/20/2004)

Dispatch 13: The Bus Stop Is Near, No? (12/15/2004)

Dispatch 12 (12/6/2004)

Dispatch 11: An Interview With Josh, Who Is a Library Page, and Whose Name Has Been Changed (10/13/2004)

Dispatch 10: Librarian Confessions (8/26/2004)

Dispatch 9. (7/22/2004)

Dispatch 8: Three Tales of the Internet (6/24/2004)

Dispatch 7: Summer Movie Edition (5/18/2004)

Dispatch 6 (5/10/2004)

Dispatch 5 (4/22/2004)

Dispatch 4 (2/16/2004)

Dispatch 3: Special Movie Edition (2/3/2004)

Dispatch 2 (1/5/2004)

Dispatch 1 (12/12/2003)

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