The Least Believable Things I Can Reach With a Cane While Sitting at My Computer
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by Ashley Alsup (10/12/2000)

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by John Moe (10/10/2000)

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by Dan Kennedy (10/4/2000)

Preliminary Results of the Human Genome Project: A Scientific Paper in Two Parts
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by Bill Wasik (10/3/2000)

Sixteen Phrases That You Won’t Find in Peru, in Any Language
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Some Plot Summaries of Daytime Television Reruns, as Listed in the Raleigh, NC, News & Observer, During a Single Week This Past Summer
by Jennifer Boyer (9/29/2000)

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by Dan Kennedy (9/28/2000)

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by Andrew Wheeler (9/25/2000)

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by John Kenyon (9/25/2000)

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by Paul Bacon (9/25/2000)

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by Chris Miller (9/22/2000)

The Only Thoughts I Remember Crossing My Mind Today, Part 2
by Dan Kennedy (9/21/2000)

Poor Names For An Earth, Wind, And Fire Cover Band
by Michael Genrich (9/20/2000)

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by John Warner (9/19/2000)

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by Kate E. Gambs (9/18/2000)

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by Ed Page (9/3/2000)

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13 Fraudulent Martyrs
by Tom Nissley (3/13/2000)

The Only Thoughts I Remember Crossing My Mind Today
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Best and Worst Teams in Seattle’s Weeknight Co-Rec Soccer League (Divisions 9A-9F)
by Michael Murphy (2/23/2000)

Eric’s Top Ten Movies of 1999
by Eric McHenry (2/23/2000)

Ways To Offer Coffee Refills at a Diner (If You are Working at the Diner)
by Adam McGill (2/14/2000)

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by Diana Fischer (2/14/2000)

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by Diana Fischer (2/14/2000)

3 Little Things I Regret Having Said
by Dan Kennedy (2/14/2000)

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Tossed, Hurled, Thrown
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If Medical Conditions Were Like Masterpiece Theater and Sporting Venues
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The Blots vs. The Sharks: The Blots’ Playbook
by Matthew Summers-Sparks (1/31/2000)

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Dreams, By Proximity to Reality
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Several Phrases That Have Never Been Uttered in Human History
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The Contrarian’s Alternate History of Popular Music: The Top 100
by Jim Ridley (1/24/2000)

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by Keith Crouse (1/24/2000)

Speculative Titles of Future Thrillers by James Patterson
by Matt Sullivan (1/21/2000)

23 Websites You Might Be Very Disappointed to Hear Are Already Registered, and One You Might Be Surprised to Discover Is Still Available
by Jeff Boison (1/21/2000)

Not-Good Titles for Romantic Films
by Tim Blair (1/21/2000)

Percentages of Internet Users Genuinely Engaged in the Action in Column “A” While Typing the Abbreviation in Column “B.”
by Kevin Shay (1/17/2000)

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by Andre Theisen (1/17/2000)

Six Rejected Pseudonyms for Allen T. Loffman
by Joshua Steichman (1/17/2000)

Six Possible Pseudonyms for Allen T. Loffman
by Joshua Steichman (1/17/2000)

Possible Winning Solutions to the Board Game “Clue” if the Characters were Replaced with Right-Leaning Political Pundits, the Weapons Replaced with Logical Fallacies, and the Rooms Replaced with Either Jung’s “Psychic Containers” or Varieties of Soft Chee
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1999: 10 Dates to Remember
by Darnell Lye (1/17/2000)

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by Eric McHenry (1/10/2000)

Terms That Corporate America Should Consider Using in Place of “Going Forward.”
by Kevin Shay (1/10/2000)

Eventual Everything: 65 Selected Pairs of Guide Words from the McGraw-Hill School Dictionary, 1998 Edition
by Joy Nolan (1/10/2000)

Boring Scores, in Alphabetical Order by Sport
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Actual List of Claimants to the Title of Inventor of the Ice Cream Cone
by Barry Popik and Paul Dickson (12/13/1999)

Bad Names for Action Movies
by Peter Schooff (12/9/1999)

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by Joy Nolan (12/9/1999)

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by Oscar Martinez (12/9/1999)

Bad Names For Professional Wrestlers: The Next Generation
by Jeff Johnson (11/16/1999)

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by Jeff Johnson (11/3/1999)

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by Chadd S. Johnson (10/27/1999)

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by Stuart Wade (10/20/1999)

Oh, The Times We Had
by Paul Tough and Stephen Sherrill (9/20/1999)