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March 29, 2023March Madness Odds on Being Featured in the “One Shining Moment” Montage
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March 27, 2023Things TikTok Could Pivot to So Congress Would Leave It Alone
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March 22, 2023Eight Wilderness Survival Tips for Adjunct Writing Instructors
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March 16, 2023A Is for Adulthood
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March 13, 2023The Nine Circles of Home Renovation Hell
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March 10, 2023The NYPD’s Right-of-Way Regulations for Bike Lanes
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February 23, 2023Obsolete Chain Restaurant Mascots
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February 22, 2023Ten Better Responses the Doctor Could Have Said to the Five-Monkeys-Jumping-on-the-Bed Parent Instead of “No More Monkeys Jumping on the Bed!”
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February 17, 2023All the Underwear I’ll Be Packing for a Three-Day-Weekend Trip
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February 14, 2023Romantic Pairings I Created for My Childhood Toys
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February 13, 2023Candy Heart Messages After Elon Musk Buys Sweethearts for $44 Billion
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February 10, 2023The Real Stages of Grief
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March 27, 2024Class Is Canceled Until Further Notice While I Do My Job
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April 5, 2024I’m the Draft List at This Brewery and No, You Can’t Have a Light Beer
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April 3, 2024Emails from My Dentist That Would Actually Make Me Schedule an Appointment
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March 2, 2022Selected Negative Teaching Evaluations of Jesus Christ