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Teddy Wayne is the author of the novels Kapitoil and The Love Song of Jonny Valentine.

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Dreams (5/14/2015)

Philanthropy (5/4/2015)

Lateness (4/21/2015)

Death (4/9/2015)

Clichés (3/26/2015)

Lemons (3/18/2015)

Boasting (2/5/2015)

Quantity (1/29/2015)

Crying (1/6/2015)

Horses (11/12/2014)

Candles (10/28/2014)

Foolishness II (10/13/2014)

Waiting (9/29/2014)

Hate (8/25/2014)

Water (8/13/2014)

Hay (7/28/2014)

Thought (7/10/2014)

Patience II (6/24/2014)

Patience (6/12/2014)

Heart II (6/5/2014)

Possession (5/19/2014)

Cobblers (5/7/2014)

Mastery (4/29/2014)

Taxes (4/15/2014)

Wisdom II (3/12/2014)

Oysters (3/6/2014)

Bridesmaids (2/19/2014)

Leopards (2/6/2014)

Price (1/23/2014)

Couples (1/13/2014)

History (12/19/2013)

Wheels (11/18/2013)

Criticism (10/21/2013)

Uniqueness (10/2/2013)

Rain (9/19/2013)

Supper (8/26/2013)

Publicity II (8/14/2013)

Borders (7/22/2013)

Thickness (7/10/2013)

Experience (6/28/2013)

Aiming (6/14/2013)

Desperation (6/7/2013)

Opportunity II (5/31/2013)

Coincidence (5/22/2013)

Temerity (5/14/2013)

Months (4/30/2013)

Friendship II (4/17/2013)

Foolishness (4/1/2013)

Cleaning (3/18/2013)

Austerity (2/28/2013)

Love III (2/14/2013)

Zeal (1/30/2013)

Modesty (1/23/2013)

Practice (1/7/2013)

Seasonality (12/20/2012)

Difference (12/14/2012)

Children (12/6/2012)

Errors (11/26/2012)

Kindness (11/12/2012)

Work (10/30/2012)

Earning (10/17/2012)

Cats (10/1/2012)

Enemies (9/19/2012)

Honesty (9/5/2012)

News (8/22/2012)

Similarity (8/8/2012)

Volume (7/27/2012)

Prevention II (7/18/2012)

Commonality (6/19/2012)

Realism (5/30/2012)

Pictures (5/23/2012)

Reciprocity II (5/14/2012)

Influence (4/30/2012)

Comparisons (4/9/2012)

Domiciles (3/19/2012)

Variety (3/5/2012)

Love II (2/14/2012)

Planning (1/30/2012)

Punctuality (1/17/2012)

Silence (1/9/2012)

Gifts (12/22/2011)

Writing (12/9/2011)

Autonomy (11/15/2011)

Collaboration (11/2/2011)

Genius (10/19/2011)

Leadership (9/27/2011)

Repetition (9/12/2011)

Money (8/29/2011)

Skies (8/19/2011)

Self-Sufficiency (8/8/2011)

Recognition (7/25/2011)

Reticence (7/11/2011)

Teaching (6/27/2011)

Guests (5/24/2011)

Foresight (5/11/2011)

Change (4/21/2011)

Turmoil (4/4/2011)

Consolidation (3/23/2011)

Linkage (3/14/2011)

Publicity (3/1/2011)

McSweeney’s is a publishing company based in San Francisco.
As well as operating a daily humor website, we also publish Timothy McSweeney’s Quarterly Concern, the Believer, and an ever-growing selection of books under various imprints. You can buy all of these things from our online store. We’re also transitioning to a nonprofit and would greatly appreciate your help. You can support us today by donating to our Kickstarter campaign.