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Teddy Wayne is the author of the novels Kapitoil and The Love Song of Jonny Valentine.

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Taxes (4/15/2014)

Wisdom II (3/12/2014)

Oysters (3/6/2014)

Bridesmaids (2/19/2014)

Leopards (2/6/2014)

Price (1/23/2014)

Couples (1/13/2014)

History (12/19/2013)

Wheels (11/18/2013)

Criticism (10/21/2013)

Uniqueness (10/2/2013)

Rain (9/19/2013)

Supper (8/26/2013)

Publicity II (8/14/2013)

Borders (7/22/2013)

Thickness (7/10/2013)

Experience (6/28/2013)

Aiming (6/14/2013)

Desperation (6/7/2013)

Opportunity II (5/31/2013)

Coincidence (5/22/2013)

Temerity (5/14/2013)

Months (4/30/2013)

Friendship II (4/17/2013)

Foolishness (4/1/2013)

Cleaning (3/18/2013)

Austerity (2/28/2013)

Love III (2/14/2013)

Zeal (1/30/2013)

Modesty (1/23/2013)

Practice (1/7/2013)

Seasonality (12/20/2012)

Difference (12/14/2012)

Children (12/6/2012)

Errors (11/26/2012)

Kindness (11/12/2012)

Work (10/30/2012)

Earning (10/17/2012)

Cats (10/1/2012)

Enemies (9/19/2012)

Honesty (9/5/2012)

News (8/22/2012)

Similarity (8/8/2012)

Volume (7/27/2012)

Prevention II (7/18/2012)

Commonality (6/19/2012)

Realism (5/30/2012)

Pictures (5/23/2012)

Reciprocity II (5/14/2012)

Influence (4/30/2012)

Comparisons (4/9/2012)

Domiciles (3/19/2012)

Variety (3/5/2012)

Love II (2/14/2012)

Planning (1/30/2012)

Punctuality (1/17/2012)

Silence (1/9/2012)

Gifts (12/22/2011)

Writing (12/9/2011)

Autonomy (11/15/2011)

Collaboration (11/2/2011)

Genius (10/19/2011)

Leadership (9/27/2011)

Repetition (9/12/2011)

Money (8/29/2011)

Skies (8/19/2011)

Self-Sufficiency (8/8/2011)

Recognition (7/25/2011)

Reticence (7/11/2011)

Teaching (6/27/2011)

Guests (5/24/2011)

Foresight (5/11/2011)

Change (4/21/2011)

Turmoil (4/4/2011)

Consolidation (3/23/2011)

Linkage (3/14/2011)

Publicity (3/1/2011)

Craftsmanship (2/14/2011)

Conclusiveness (1/24/2011)

Doggedness (1/12/2011)

Resilience (1/3/2011)

Hesitation (12/14/2010)

Laughter II (11/29/2010)

Loaning (11/8/2010)

Motion (11/8/2010)

Loyalty (10/25/2010)

Competitiveness (10/7/2010)

Hygiene (9/22/2010)

Stupidity (9/7/2010)

Prevention (8/23/2010)

Savings (8/8/2010)

Knowledge (7/7/2010)

Love (6/25/2010)

Destinations (6/9/2010)

Absence (6/1/2010)

Reciprocity (5/10/2010)

Procrastination (4/27/2010)

Pleasures (4/13/2010)

Perfection (3/31/2010)

Necessity (3/22/2010)

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