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The Chorus Boy Chronicles
From the age of 3 to the age of 23, Brian Spitulnik was sure of one thing: he wanted to be a Broadway dancer. When he was 24, he was cast in the long-running revival of Chicago. Since then, he has regularly worn black mesh before thousands of people. Now the only thing Brian is sure of is that he isn’t 24 anymore.
Death of a Chorus Boy, Foretold, Part One (8/13/2012)
Grin and Bare It, Part Two: The Slow Dance (7/24/2012)
Blue, Baby, So Very Blue (6/7/2012)
The Daily Grind (5/18/2012)
The Ballad of Jason Patrick Sands (4/30/2012)
Love, Implied (4/10/2012)
Passover and Over and Over (3/21/2012)
I’m a Swinger Here Myself (3/1/2012)
A Bandit, Full and Hollow (2/9/2012)
Of Mice and Mensches (1/20/2012)
Gone, Over the Rainbow, Back Soon (1/3/2012)
I Will Love You While You Do (12/6/2011)
Hello, Love (11/16/2011)
Any Way You Want It (10/28/2011)
Grin and Bare It (10/11/2011)