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Touch Me:
A Column About Massage

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Christy Vannoy has been massaging people for far longer than she originally planned. Sometimes, while her client sleeps, she composes little stories in her mind. They are about massage, and yet they are not. She swears this is the year she will finally write them down. She says that every year. This year she means it. She meant it last year, too

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Column 18: A Continuing Education (9/13/2011)

Column 17: Right to Work (8/24/2011)

Column 16: Portrait of a Massage Therapist As a Young Girl (8/4/2011)

Column 15: Spa-La-La-La-La (7/15/2011)

Column 14: God Bless The Child (6/21/2011)

Column 13: Buon Massagio, Part Two (6/3/2011)

Column 12: Buon Massagio, Part One (5/17/2011)

Column 11: Anatomy is Not Destiny (4/28/2011)

Column 10: Leap Year (4/8/2011)

Column 9: Things Come Up (3/23/2011)

Column 8: Bend or Break (3/2/2011)

Column 7: Money Sleeps Just Fine (2/11/2011)

Column 6: All the Therapists Merely Players (1/24/2011)

Column 5: Low Expectations (1/5/2011)

Column 4: Strange Blessings (12/13/2010)

Column 3: Pretty On The Inside (11/17/2010)

Column 2 : The Hour of Intensity (11/1/2010)

Column 1: The Calling (10/13/2010)

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