Clothbound hardcover book has a
weathered look
that reflects its
original publication date of 1855
ISBN: 0-9719047-4-X $12
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In 1855, when Jose da Fonseca and Pedro Carolino wrote an English phrasebook for Portuguese students, they faced just one problem: they didn't know any English. Even worse, they didn't own an English-to-Portuguese dictionary. What they did have, though, was a Portuguese-to-French dictionary, and a French-to-English dictionary. The linguistic train wreck that ensued is a classic of unintentional humor, now revived in the first newly selected edition in a century. Armed with Fonseca and Carolino's guide, a Portuguese traveler can insult a barber ("What news tell me? All hairs dresser are newsmonger"), complain about the orchestra ("It is a noise which to cleve the head"), go hunting ("let aim it! let make fire him"), and consult a handy selection of truly mystifying "Idiotisms and Proverbs."
Paul Collins edits the Collins Library (collinslibrary.com) imprint of McSweeney's Books. He is the author of Banvard's Folly (Picador 2001), the textbook Community Writing (Erlbaum 2001), and the forthcoming memoir Sixpence House (Bloomsbury USA).
"Nobody can add to the absurdity of this book, nobody can imitate it successfully, nobody can hope to produce its fellow; it is perfect."
— Mark Twain
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