Get To Know An
Internet Commenter.
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Kevin Collier searches the Internet for people who comment a lot, then copies and pastes a fair representation of their output. These are all real comments, and to the best of his knowledge they are typed in earnest.
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SIFI GUY.
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Name: SIFI GUY
Site: rottentomatoes.com
Hometown: Greenville
Movie Character He Most Identifies With: Alien
Favorite Line From a Movie: "Shut-up."
Favorite Director: James Cameron
Celebrity Crush: "Your mom."
Favorite Genre: Science-Fiction/Fantasy
Favorite Critic: "Your mom."
Best Movie Seat: Front
Favorite Movie Watching Snack: Swedish Fish, Reese's Pieces
Favorite Movie Watching Drink: Dr. Pepper, Mountain Dew
Motto: "When I'm not watching movies, I'm... dead."
Review of The Fourth Kind:
"HalF TruE = Half Fake but AWESOME."
Review of She's Out of My League:
"Gay."
Review of Michael Jackson's This Is It:
"This is it is what You say after its over because it suck."
Review of 8 Mile:
"You can't stop him or crop him/He's in widescreen and large/He ain't playing when he's baggin'
:P."
Review of 2046:
"'Did you get it?' Guy 1 asked Guy 2 in the men's room after seeing 2046. 'Yeah...,' said Guy 2. 'I think so. ... Maybe.' :P"
Review of Greenberg:
"American 21st century post traumatic stress and economic desolation gets filtered through the mid-life crisis of Ben Stiller's troubled character Roger Greenberg in Noah Baumbach's edgy romantic comedy that puts a premium on how we treat one another. :P"
[Note: This review is similar to Cole Smithey's review: http://www.colesmithey.com/reviews/2010/03/greenberg-.html.]
Review of Armageddon:
"Not awful."
Review of Where the Wild Things Are:
Nothing at all what you would expect from the commercial but it has a few laughs and excitments but emotionaly sad that it made my sister cry for the first time since she was 5 and shes 18 now."
Review of Land of the Lost:
"Fun and Funny and Entertaining but Slows the excitment lower and lower through out the movie."
Review of Step Brothers:
"Awsome."
Review of Coraline:
"Weird."
Review of Independence Day:
"Yay space squids."
Review of Alien:
"wqer3rwrerewqrqw."
Review of Aliens:
"A+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++."
Review of Happy Feet:
"Big foot."
Review of Zombieland:
"Arg."
Review of Alice in Wonderland:
"Retarded."
Review of Up:
"UP yours."
Review of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen:
"Gay."
Review of District 9:
"Not the best movie of 09 but worth wathing."
Review of Avatar:
"The greatest movie i have seen its a little lon but really worth the wait (and i would consider 3-d it makes the experience greater)."
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