Pieces by
Teddy Wayne.
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My Pitches for Political-Satire Skits Playing on President Obama's Foibles Keep Getting Shot Down
(5/6/09)
Saved by the Bell: The Grad School Years
(3/23/09)
From The Clog: Manchester, Vermont's Insider Gossip Blog for Plumbers
(1/13/09)
Your Best Friend in a Romantic Comedy Is Always There for You
(12/4/08)
The Audacity of Despair
(10/28/08)
Your Candidate for Class Treasurer Has Something to Disclose
By Teddy Wayne and Greg Wayne (10/8/08)
Soberly Written Documents Rendered as Comic-Book Dialogue!
(8/7/08)
Short Imagined Monologues: A Former WWF Wrestler, Now a Suburban Realtor and Parent of Three, Campaigns for PTA Chair and Battles His Instincts
(6/10/08)
The Catcher in the Retirement Home
(4/17/08)
"Page Six" Gets Extremely Personal
(3/11/08)
Ashton Kutcher Fan Fiction: "The Middle School Dance" by Melissa Bell, Age 13
(2/7/08)
Ishmael the Comedian
(1/9/08)
Short Imagined Monologues: An Inarticulate, Self-Consciously Ironic Voice of His Twentysomething Generation Makes an Opening Statement for His Client in a Corporate-Fraud Case
(11/13/07)
We're Huge in Europe
(10/2/07)
Debate for Emperor of the Upsilon Sigma Star System
(8/27/07)
Why There Will Never Be a Lactose-Intolerant President
(8/6/07)
Ivan Lendl, Former Tennis Champion and Current Landscape-Painting Teacher in the Goshen, Connecticut, Community Center
(6/1/07)
Planned Parenthood's Plans C, D, E, F, and G for Iraqi Insurgent Control
(4/13/07)
My Interactive Call Center
(3/23/07)
I'm Starting to Suspect That a Dungeons and Dragons Player Named "Elgdorf the Mage" Is Abusing His Wikipedia Editorial Privileges
(10/26/06)
Perhaps I Should Stop Naming the Protagonists in My Semi-Autobiographical Fiction After Myself
(9/18/06)
Why There Aren't Many Right-Wing Observational Comedians
(5/22/06)
Feedback From James Joyce's Submission of Ulysses to His Creative-Writing Workshop
(5/9/06)
Parallels Between My Living Through Two Years of Middle School and the Two Terms of the Bush Presidency
(3/21/06)
Listmania!: Other Books Useful (or Not) for Americans to Read, Beyond William Blum's Rogue State, by Osama B-L
(1/23/06)
History's Most Lopsided Trades, as Renegotiated by Oakland A's General Manager Billy Beane
(1/16/06)
Ten Reasons Why You, Audrey Tautou, Gamine French Star of Amélie, Should Date Me, Teddy Wayne
(10/24/05)
Urgent Proposal
(8/30/05)
Where Are They Now?
(8/9/05)
Bawdy Best-Man Speeches, Given by the Actual Best Man on Earth at the Time
(6/9/05)
Awkward Interloper of the Realm: Christmas Day With My New Girlfriend's Family As a Circa-1982 Text-Based Computer Adventure Game
(5/23/05)
Yahoo's MAILER-DAEMON Automated Reply for Failed E-mail Delivery Is Getting a Little Too Intimate
(4/12/05)
Short Imagined Monologues: 2008 Presidential Stump Speech of Billy Bush, Cousin of George W. Bush and Access Hollywood Entertainment Reporter
(3/16/05)
The Fabulous Friends: Conservative Christian Groups' Least-Favorite All-Star Cartoon
(1/27/05)
Welcome to Cancún!
(1/24/05)
Johnson's Life of Boswell
(12/15/04)
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