Perfect for Mother's Day: the Baby Be of Use series or The Secret Language of Sleep. - - - - |
Jokes.By Brian Beatty- - - - Gawker Delay.Have you ever been so stoned that you crashed your car into a tree? Then did you get out of your car and see there wasn't actually any damage from the accident—not so much as a scratch on your bumper? Then did you notice that there also wasn't any tree? When you were finally able to calm down and get back in your car to drive away, were you embarrassed to realize that all along it was the air freshener hanging from your rearview mirror? Me neither. - - - - PREVIOUS JOKES - - - - Gawker Delay Overripe Baby Fate Like Magic Positive Thinking Buffaloed Money Shot Looks Danger Humidity Monkey Business Guilty as Charged Kidding Fun Roaming Ouch Novel Yes Man Milking It Evenings and Weekends Fat No More So Emo Rejected Playboy Party Joke Lonely Planet Advice From the Romance Department Not Bright Thumb Unclassified Air Conditioning Oh Brother Pigs JCPenney Pet Theory Um, Good and What Was I Thinking? Brian's Secret and Aromatherapy Amen and Alcoholics Anonymous Anonymous Red State and Whodunit My Method Baby News! Wildlife Preserves
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