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D I S P A T C H E S   F R O M
A   P U B L I C   L I B R A R I A N

BY SCOTT DOUGLAS

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Introduction

For some five years I have worked for a smallish public library nestled cozily between Disneyland and Knott's Berry Farm in Orange County, California. This is where most of the observations in this dispatch will take place, although sometimes I do go to other libraries (some even far, far away), and I'll include those observations as they come.

I came into the library scene about eight years ago. I began as a student assistant at a college library in Fullerton. After receiving my bachelor's degree, I was bored, confused, and didn't want to get off my parents' insurance plan, so I enrolled in the Library Science and Information Technology program at San Jose State.

I will update this dispatch on a sometimes-regular basis, and will include stories about strange patrons, strange tales, and otherwise just strange things. The names and description of the patrons are purposely left out, so as to protect their privacy (libraries are real sticklers for this privacy stuff, which is why many have been in a tiff about the Patriot Act, but don't get me started).

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