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More Academic Euphemisms for Masturbating.(Inspired by this.) BY REID McDONALD AND DOUG McINNES - - - - Integrating the derivativeC=2∏r Sterilizing the test tube Experiment with a scientific control Dosing out the placebo Force = Mass x Acceleration Normalizing the units Graphing the cosine Converting from Cartesian to Polar coordinates Measuring plate tectonics Posing a hypothesis Concluding with the empirical method Proving a theorem Using your slide-rule Calculating a logarithm
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