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Dave Eggers' The Wild Things is available for preorder, in regular hardcover and
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T H E   F I R S T   1 0 0   P O S T S . BY JOHN WARNER - - - - NAMES RALPH NADER IS CALLED IN THE SALON.COM "TABLE TALK" DISCUSSION THREAD "TELL NADER VOTERS WHAT YOU THINK OF THEM FOR WHAT THEY DID" (In alphabetical order) Dumbass Nader FUCKIN' RALPH NADER Judas Nadir puritan egomaniac RatNader useful idiot - - - - THINGS SUPPORTERS OF RALPH NADER ARE CALLED IN THE SALON.COM "TABLE TALK" DISCUSSION THREAD "TELL NADER VOTERS WHAT YOU THINK OF THEM FOR WHAT THEY DID" (in reverse alphabetical order) stupidest idiots selfish airheads PUTRIFIED BEINGS Nader Traitors moronic Naderites Idiots Hypocrites fucking idiots f***ing asshole Greens Fools DUPE DICKHEADS! dangerous idiot Chickenshits Birkenstock folk airheads - - - - THINGS THAT RALPH NADER AND/OR HIS SUPPORTERS ARE TOLD TO DO IN THE SALON.COM "TABLE TALK" DISCUSSION THREAD "TELL NADER VOTERS WHAT YOU THINK OF THEM FOR WHAT THEY DID" (in descending order of approximate severity) Eat shit and die DIE! rot in the Hell burn in a hell I don't believe in fuck yourselves - - - - THINGS THAT RALPH NADER AND/OR HIS SUPPORTERS ARE ACCUSED OF IN THE SALON.COM "TABLE TALK" DISCUSSION THREAD "TELL NADER VOTERS WHAT YOU THINK OF THEM FOR WHAT THEY DID" (in ascending order of approximate severity) Betraying their own followers Cutting off their noses to spite their faces Selling their soul to the Right Wing Selling out the country Opening the door to fascism. (letting) the Republicans start building camps and crematoriums and soap factories   MORE LISTS

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