Lame Excuses Roommate Has Given for Breaking Dates or the Smiths Lyrics?BY SARA GRANT - - - - 1. My dog just died today. 2. I started something, I forced you to a zone and you were clearly never meant to go. 3. Because you're evil and you lie. 4. You wouldn't like the real me anyway. 5. Girlfriend in a coma, I know, I know, it's really serious. 6. I may have scurvy. 7. I'm too despondent to leave my room. 8. What difference does it make? 9. I know I'm unlovable; I wear black on the outside because black is how I feel on the inside. 10. I lost my faith in womanhood. 11. I would go out tonight but I haven't a stitch to wear. 12. My girlfriend left me with a broken heart and a lost virginity, and frankly, I can't see you doing any better. Smiths lyrics: 2, 3, 5, 8, 9, 10, 11
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