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Just in time for Valentine's Day,
the Guardian in London has
reviewed and raved about
The Secret Language of Sleep.
And, for the rest of the week,
you can buy it for $5!
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Failed One-Liners from My Audition for Host of Australia's Funniest Home Videos.BY WAYNE GLADSTONE AND IAN CAREY - - - - "I said throw a shrimp on the Barbie—not Grandma!" "It's like the lady's saying to her dog, 'don't you dare eat my toast.' And the dog's saying, 'I vegemite. I vegemite not.'" "Is that a wombat in your pants, mate or are you just happy to see me? Crikey! It IS a wombat!" "Along came a spider and sat down beside her, and ... made some fat kid fall out of her chair. Although, in fairness, a drop of that spider's venom could kill a cow, so fair enough." "That's not a boy paralyzing himself on a trampoline. THAT'S a boy paralyzing himself on a trampoline." "To wallaby or not to wallaby: that is the question. Crikey! NOT to wallaby." "Lookee here. Not exactly Steve Irwin. Well, actually he is getting attacked by a fish, so yeah, kinda like Steve Irwin, but it's only landing a non-fatal bite to his scrotum so scratch that. I stand by what I said before. Not exactly Steve Irwin. Rest in Peace, Steve!" "Didgeridoo? More like didgeriDON'T, am I right?" "Ouch, looks like that Australian native just took a boomerang right to the aborigi-KNEES!" "Maybe the baby ate your dingo!" "Crikey! That's the crikiest criker in who ever criked a ... I'll just show myself out."
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