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Terrible Poetry Jokes.- - - - A man, a woman, and a blackbird walk into a bar. "Table for one, please," they say. - - - - Byron walks into a bar. He has sex with everyone in the bar. - - - - Milton, Homer and Borges walk into a bar. Milton says: "Who the fuck put this bar here?" - - - - Wordsworth and Coleridge are watching the Lakers game. They can't get service at the crowded bar. Coleridge smiles and says to Wordsworth: "Lager, lager everywhere, and I can't get a drink." Wordsworth says to Coleridge: "I have pleurisy." - - - - Rimbaud, Bukowski, and Dylan Thomas walk into a bar. They are promptly thrown out. - - - - A horse walks into a bar where Walt Whitman and Ezra Pound are drinking. BARTENDER (to horse): Why the long face? WHITMAN (to everyone): I, too, am a horse. POUND (to Whitman): Shut the fuck up.
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