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Sexual Euphemisms That Won't Catch On.- - - - Taking the F train to Queens Getting a quart of milk and a carton of eggs from the store Forgetting to pick up your sister from soccer practice Paying extra for refills Trying on the sweater Nana sent you Dropping the car off at the mechanics De-boning the salmon fillet Rewinding the tape before returning it Double-bagging the trash Checking the tire pressure Separating your colors and whites before doing the laundry Getting overcharged on the cheese Flipping that jackass the bird after he cut you off on the parkway Compounding 4 percent interest annually Lather, rinse, and repeating Keeping up with current events Buying pants at Marshalls Ordering Chinese for lunch Signaling before changing lanes
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