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Just in time for Valentine's Day,
the Guardian in London has
reviewed and raved about
The Secret Language of Sleep.
And, for the rest of the week,
you can buy it for $5!
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Super Super Foods.BY WILL BAILEY - - - - Super Broccoli Research has shown that if you eat super broccoli or any other cruciferous super vegetable everyday, you can control insects with your mind. Super broccoli is also an excellent source of Vitamin Q, Rage, Omnipresence, Berzerker XP, and the Extra-Dimensional Singularity. Super Blueberries Super blueberries detoxify the body because they are rich in minerals harvested from the P-515 Star System. They lower the risk of Spontaneous Shape-Shifting and allow you to understand any language. Super blueberries are a good source of Mana and Luck. To get more super blueberries in your diet, add them to a particle accelerator and intentionally cause a meltdown. Super Chili Peppers The heat source in super chili peppers, Fire, is an antioxidant, and will allow you to grow a prehensile tail. Super chili peppers also protect your DNA from being harvested by an evil multi-national corporation and sold to space gorillas. Super Spinach Super spinach encourages Super-Human Weight-Guessing Accuracy. Super Mushrooms Super mushrooms contain battery acid from a humanoid robot. Eating mushrooms in the middle of a turn-based duel with a super-villain raised by star moles gives you Cosmic Awareness. Super Garlic Super garlic is known to contain Empathy, which defeats Ice Element, Machine Control, and Reinforced Skeleton. May also lower cholesterol and blood pressure. Super Beans Super beans cause Incredible Balance and Screaming Orgasms, but can prove fatal when ingested by certain types of genetically modified plant monsters.
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