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Just in time for Valentine's Day,
the Guardian in London has
reviewed and raved about
The Secret Language of Sleep.
And, for the rest of the week,
you can buy it for $5!
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- - - - John Edwards: A midnight rendezvous near a dimly lit pier between beloved—and now deceased—actor John Ritter, and Law and Order and Sex and the City star, "Mr. Big" Chris Noth. John Kerry: A "hentai"-like one-night stand between Droopy Dog and Academy Award-winner Adrien Brody, from which Droopy, after carrying young Kerry to term, kept him on a healthy diet of Codeine and infomercials. Dennis Kucinich: A less-than-pure encounter between M. Gandhi and Linda Hunt while reliving her Academy Awardwinning gender-bending role in The Year of Living Dangerously. Gilbert Gottfried was unfortunately an influential "uncle" in young Dennis's childhood. They were also too poor for milk. Howard Dean: Yosemite Sam, the guy with the top hat from "Monopoly" (clean-shaven), and the legal assistant downstairs who has put on maybe 25+ pounds since he started work here in August, keeps his sleeves perpetually rolled up around his forearms, and sweats from the brow as though he were entering Nigeria without a visa.
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