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7/1 Employee injured hand in stapler. 7/2 Employee twisted back lifting box. 7/5 Employee's feelings hurt by turnout at retirement party. 7/7 Employee cut short. 7/8 Employee rebuffed by crush. 7/8 Employee crushed by buffer. 7/15 Employee partially eaten by shark. 7/21 Employee belittled. 8/1 Employee experiences painful self-consciousness. 8/5 Employee manhandled. 8/16 Employee blinded by the light. 8/17 Employee blinded with science. 8/25 Employee accidentally discovered pirate gold and hi-jinks ensued. 9/4 Employee broke finger. 9/5 Employee broke silence. 9/6 Employee broke code of the Samurai. 9/15 Employee lost hand in waving accident. 9/20 Employee crushed under weight of own responsibilities.
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