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S U G G E S T E D B A N D   N A M E S . BY JOHN KENYON - - - - 25 SUGGESTED NAMES FOR BANDS IN SEARCH OF ONE, ALL BEING ACTUAL SLUG LINES FOR STORIES ON THE ASSOCIATED PRESS WIRE ON MARCH 9, 2000. Airport Gridlock Asia Haze Baby Product War Bajak Appointment Brain Growth Cops Under Fire Exit Poll Flu Season Gas Tax Hacker Arrest Highway Pileup Horses Shot Internet Crime Military Gays Millennium Sunrise Minimum Wage Money Chase Mozambique Planes Collide Prison Guards Rejected Sitcom Rocket Tahiti Sharpton Protest Smart Pumps Women Work - - - - AN ADDITIONAL 25 POTENTIAL BAND NAMES GLEANED FROM STORY SLUG LINES ON THE ASSOCIATED PRESS NEWSWIRE ON SEPTEMBER 25, 2000. Atlanta Probe Auction House Suits Bush [This may already be taken. —Ed.] Court Crisis Cyber Pagans Czech Movies Female Bishop Football Melee Gay Benefits Hip Hop Exhibit Homeless Smugglers Independent Counsel Latin Quarter Midwest Wine Music Band Olympic Drugs Seattle Shooting Selma Soybean Harvest Talk Show Politics Texas Drought The World, Briefly Tire Deaths Too Many Crops Video Caesar   MORE LISTS

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