You feel poor. We feel poor. Let's feel poor together. This week only, almost everything is half-price in our online store. Escape the holiday rush and cross every name off your list in one cheap swoop. - - - - |
- - - - 1. Keep your home brick-free. 2. Avoid brickyards and places where they lay brick. 3. Don't go into or near old buildings made of brick. There is too much potential for a loose brick to fall out and hit you in the face. 4. Don't attempt to rob Macaulay Culkin. He'll throw a brick at your face. 5. Don't play any sport if they've replaced the ball with a brick. 6. Don't give children bricks. Any chance they get, and they'll hit you in the face with one. 7. If someone asks if they can hit you in the face with a brick, say no. Any other response guarantees you'll get hit in the face with a brick. 8. Refrain from attending or participating in any annual "Brick Tossing" competitions. That's just asking for it.
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