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Just in time for Valentine's Day,
the Guardian in London has
reviewed and raved about
The Secret Language of Sleep.
And, for the rest of the week,
you can buy it for $5!
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A forward double flip with one and one half twists with a half-caf half-decaf double espresso. A forward 2 1/2 somersault while smoking a pipe and reading "Remembrance of Things Past." A back 1 1/2 somersault with 1 1/2 twists while contemplating the fleeting nature of athletic excellence. A backward 2 1/2 somersault with 1 twist while ordering Chinese food on a cell phone. An inward 2 1/2 somersault with 1 twist while in the sitting-on-the-toilet-reading-a-newspaper position. A forward 3 1/2 somersault with the hand clap from the "Friends" theme song in a pike position. A triple Lutz with a forward 1 1/2 somersault while wearing ice skates with a big splash. An inward 3 1/2 somersault tuck while wearing a bulletproof vest and being shot at. Moonwalking off the diving platform into a back 2 1/2 somersault with a crotch grab while playing the air guitar. A forward 1 1/2 somersault while flapping arms and making airplane jokes. A backward 1 1/2 somersault with 2 1/2 twists in the arms-wrapped-tightly- around-the-neck-so-it-looks-like-I'm- making-out-with-someone-from-behind position.
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