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Dave Eggers' The Wild Things is available for preorder, in regular hardcover and
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A  L I S T  O F  H I T  T R A C K S B Y  M Y  1 1 - Y E A R - O L D  S I S T E R R U T H ,  W H O S E  K N O W L E D G E  O F M E T A L  A N D  G L A M  R O C K  S T E M S E N T I R E L Y  F R O M  T H E  C O V E R  O F  A " N E L S O N  A N D  N E L S O N  S M O K I N ' G U I T A R  L I C K S "  V I D E O  W E  S A W A T  T H E  M U S I C  S T O R E ,  B U T  W H O , N E V E R T H E L E S S ,  C A L L I N G  H E R S E L F " T H E  B L A S T  O F F ! , "  D E C I D E D T O  F O R M  H E R  O W N  E N S E M B L E , " L U M P E E  &  M E E N , "  W H I C H  S H E  W A S K I N D  E N O U G H  T O  L E T  M E  J O I N . BY LEIF AND RUTH LARSEN - - - - SOUND CHOMPS FROM OUR ANTHOLOGY, "LUMPEE & MEEN AT THEIR LUMPIEST & MEENEST" 1) AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, great!!! 2) I'm going to antler you!!! 3) I'm going to antler you! (acoustic love-ballad remix) 4) I should have washed my hands.... 5) the "Teaparty of Darkness which is in my Head" Song 6) Mumsy! 7) Broken $237.99 Guitar!!! 8)* Ruth, wipe your chin, you're dripping--you look like a person who's not, you know, mentally stable... !!!! * (props to our mom)   MORE LISTS

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