T O M   C R U I S E ' S   S M I L E , C I R C A   D E C E M B E R   2 0 0 1 . BY JOHN McMURTRIE - - - - "Multimillion-dollar" (Sun Herald, Sydney, December 2) "Million-dollar... trademark" (BPI Entertainment News Wire, December 5) "Multimillion-dollar" (Chicago Daily Herald, December 7) "Million-dollar" (The Fort Worth Star-Telegram, December 7) "Saccharine" (The Observer, London, December 9) "Multimillion-dollar" (Chicago Tribune, December 12) "Million-dollar" (Daily Texan, December 12) "1,000-watt" (The Cincinnati Post, December 13) "Radioactive" (Austin American Statesman, December 14) "Killer, daisy-cutter" (Entertainment Weekly, December 14) "Halogen" (National Post, Toronto, December 14) "Megawatt" (The Dallas Morning News, December 15) "Megawatt" (The Straits Times, Singapore, December 19) "1,000-watt" (The West Australian, December 20) "Twenty-five million-dollar" (Business Times, Singapore, December 21) "US $20 million (RM 76 million)" (The New Straits Times, Malaysia, December 26)   MORE LISTS

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