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T I T L I N G   M O V I E S .

BY SCOTT SOUTHWICK

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Eradicating Auntie (1909)
Persuading Papa (1910)
Freezing Auntie (1911)
Suing Susan (1912)
Marrying Sue (1913)
Outwitting Dad (1913)
Peeping Pete (1913)
Saving Mabel's Dad (1913)
Killing Horace (1914)
Guarding Old Glory (1915)
Lifting the Ban of Coventry (1915)
Pleasing Uncle (1915)
Elevating Father (1916)
Fighting Joe (1916)
Fooling Uncle (1916)
Humanizing Mr. Winsby (1916)
Knocking Out Knockout Kelly (1916)
Bucking Broadway (1917)
Saving Raffles (1917)
Shadowing Henry (1917)
Branding Broadway (1918)
Helping McAdoo (1918)
Matching Billy (1918)
Meeting Theda Bara (1918)
Winning Grandma (1918)
Training Eve (1919)
Seeing Greenwich Village (1921)
Climbing Mount Everest (1922)
Kidding Captain Kidd (1923)
Kidding Katie (1923)
Compromising Daphne (1931)
Helping Grandma (1931)
Crashing Hollywood (1932)
Racing Strain (1932)
Running Hollywood (1932)
Crashing Broadway (1933)
Going Hollywood (1933)
Meeting Mazie (1933)
Pleasing Grandpa (1934)
Concerning Mr. Martin (1937)
Crashing Hollywood (1938)
Calling Dr. Porky (1940)
Calling Philo Vance (1940)
Calling Dr. Gillespie (1942)
Framing Father (1942)
Calling Dr. Death (1943)
Calling Wild Bill Elliott (1943)
Presenting Lily Mars (1943)
Hunting the Devil Cat (1944)
Striking Champagne (1944)
Visiting St. Louis (1944)
Calling Paul Temple (1948)
Calling Bulldog Drummond (1951)
Visiting Italy (1951)
Shaving Muggs (1953)
Calling Dr. Magoo (1956)
Crashing Las Vegas (1956)
Introducing Canada (1956)
Taming Sutton's Gal (1957)
Calling Dr. Woodpecker (1962)
Leaving Lily (1975)
Filming 'Othello' (1978)
Eating Raoul (1982)
Educating Rita (1983)
Taking Tiger Mountain (1983)
Educating Julie (1984)
Imagining October (1984)
Playing Beatie Bow (1986)
Saving Grace (1986)
Fucking Fernand (1987)
Making Mr. Right (1987)
Raising Arizona (1987)
Remembering Marilyn (1987)
Crossing Delancey (1988)
Driving Miss Daisy (1989)
Killing Dad (1989)
Finding Christina (1991)
Meeting Venus (1991)
Regarding Henry (1991)
Educating Peter (1992)
Knowing Lisa (1992)
Leaving Normal (1992)
Raising Cain (1992)
Shooting Elizabeth (1992)
Boxing Helena (1993)
Loving Lulu (1993)
Wrestling Ernest Hemingway (1993)
Guarding Tess (1994)
Killing Zoe (1994)
Conducting Mahler (1995)
Discovering Russia (1995)
Leaving Las Vegas (1995)
Losing Isaiah (1995)
Romancing Sara (1995)
Feeling Minnesota (1996)
Killing Heinz (1996)
Losing Chase (1996)
Remembering Mario (1996)
Shooting Lily (1996)
Surviving Picasso (1996)
Advising Michael (1997)
Arresting Gena (1997)
Burying Yetta (1997)
Chasing Amy (1997)
Conceiving Ada (1997)
Courting Courtney (1997)
Deconstructing Harry (1997)
Eating Las Vegas (1997)
Feeding Billy (1997)
Inventing the Abbotts (1997)
Conjuring Aurora (1998)
Divorcing Jack (1998)
Eating L.A. (1998)
Exhuming Mr. Rice (1998)
Finding Graceland (1998)
Leaving Grey (1998)
Loving Evangeline (1998)
Meeting Daddy (1998)
Mixing Nia (1998)
Paging Emma (1998)
Saving Private Ryan (1998)
Understanding Jane (1998)
Being John Malkovich (1999)
Calling Anne (1999)
Crashing Eden (1999)
Dating Rosie (1999)
Finding Kelly (1999)
Imaging Nathan (1999)
Imagining Emily (1999)
Imagining Hamlet (1999)
Killing Mrs. Tingle (1999)
Kissing Jake (1999)
Loving Jezebel (1999)
Reaching Normal (1999)
Remembering Mario (1999)
Seducing Maarya (1999)
Seeking Philip (1999)
Bleeding June (2000)
Calling Bobcat (2000)
Conjugating Niki (2000)
Delivering Milo (2000)
Dressing the Nelsons (2000)
Drowning Mona (2000)
Finding Forrester (2000)
Killing Cinderella (2000)
Orbiting Venus (2000)
Playing Mona Lisa (2000)
Saving Grace (2000)
Being Frank (2001)
Chasing Chekhov (2001)
Chasing Holden (2001)
Choosing Matthias (2001)
Conning Renee (2001)
Cutting Tom Finn (2001)
Directing Eddie (2001)
Dumping Elaine (2001)
Escaping Jersey (2001)
Exploding Oedipus (2001)
Finding Mr. Perfect (2001)
Fixing Frank (2001)
Getting Hal (2001)
Killing Castro (2001)
Killing Mrs. Duke (2001)
Kissing Jessica Stein (2001)
Kissing Paul Newman (2001)
Knowing Richard Black (2001)
Losing Grace (2001)
Losing Hope (2001)
Losing Juggles (2001)
Losing Layla (2001)
Making Metamorphosis (2001)
Returning Mickey Stern (2001)
Saving Silverman (2001)
Saving Sister Aimee (2001)
Seeking Winonas (2001)
Shooting LA (2001)
Tempting David (2001)
Blackmailing Santa (2002)
Burning Annie (2002)
Defining Maggie (2002)
Finding Joy (2002)
Killing Pablo (2002)
Making David (2002)
Missing Brendan (2002)
Nailing Vienna (2002)
Owning Mahowny (2002)
Researching Raymond Burke (2002)
Robbing 'Hef (2002)
Serving Sara (2002)
Snuffing Cinderella (2002)
Stealing Harvard (2002)
Stealing Sinatra (2002)
Understanding Virginia (2002)
Finding Nemo (2003)
Imagining Argentina (2003)
Surviving Christmas (2003)

 

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