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Darin Strauss' Half a Life,
a nakedly honest, ultimately hopeful
examination of guilt, responsibility, and
living with the past, has arrived. To mark
the occasion, get your copy today
at a reduced price.

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Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents.

BY CHRIS WHITE

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Chris White is a comedian and journalist based in Washington, D.C. He once drove three hours out of his way to see the spot where William McKinley was shot.

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Question 17: Why Care?
(8/4/10)

Question 16: Can the President Take the Week Off?
(7/27/10)

Question 15: So, uh... James Buchanan? (Part II)
(6/25/10)

Question 14: So, uh... James Buchanan? (Part I)
(6/7/10)

Question 13: How Close Can I Get?
(5/19/10)

Question 12: Does Sexy Matter?
(4/29/10)

Question 11: Why Won't the President Throw Strikes?
(4/12/10)

Question 10: Can I Be President?
(3/23/10)

Question 9: Which President Should I Have a Beer With?
(3/3/10)

Question 8: What's Up With Log Cabins?
(2/12/10)

Question 7: Who Would Win in a Fight?
(1/25/10)

Question 6: What Did the Founding Fathers Smell Like?
(1/6/10)

Question 5: What Should I Get the President for Christmas?
(12/2/09)

Question 4: Could We Use a Man Like Herbert Hoover Again?
(11/10/09)

Question 3: Was Thomas Jefferson a Jerk?
(10/22/09)

Question 2: Should the President Grow a Beard?
(10/5/09)

Question 1: Is it OK to Dunk On the President?
(9/17/09)

 

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