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M O S T   C E N S O R E D P R E S S   R E L E A S E S O F   2 0 0 1   ( T H U S   F A R ) . - - - - Body Glove Wetsuits Issues a Product Recall - - - - TORRANCE, Calif., Jan. 17 /PRNewswire/ -- Body Glove Wetsuits, wholesaler in wetsuits and sporting goods products, is recalling 1,099 pieces of personal floatation device model 1684 (Youth and Child), bearing Lot Number's 002368 and 002615 manufactured from April through July, 2000 for replacement. These two lots of 1684 Youth Vests have been mistakenly labeled with the 1684 Child labels, and the same Lot of 1684 Child Vests have been labeled with the 1684 Youth labels. The weight range for the Youth Vests is 50 - 90 pounds and the Child Vest is 30- 50 pounds. The devices are being recalled as the markings may pose confusion to the public and certain risk for an individual weighing over 50 pounds choosing a Child Vest and an individual weighing less than 50 pounds choosing a Youth Vest. Please contact Ms Susan Yu at 310-320-7873 Extn 221 for arrangement of the return. SOURCE Body Glove Wetsuits     MORE MOST CENSORED PRESS RELEASES OF 2001

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