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M O S T   C E N S O R E D P R E S S   R E L E A S E S O F   2 0 0 1   ( T H U S   F A R ) . - - - - Hard Rock Cafe and Lipton Brisk Iced Tea Bring Customers A 'Cool Music Meal Deal' - - - - ORLANDO, Fla., March 20 /PRNewswire/ -- Hard Rock Cafe International has partnered with Lipton Brisk Iced Tea to bring guests a "Cool Music Meal Deal." From now until May 31st visitors at all U.S. Hard Rock Cafe's, San Juan and St. Thomas are eligible to receive a free limited edition collector's pin simply by ordering a Lipton Brisk Raspberry Iced Tea, an entree and dessert upon their visit. There are four "claymation artist pins" modeled after the celebrities who appear in the Brisk commercial "Jailhouse Rock." Celebrity pins include Elvis, James Brown, Willie Nelson and Coolio. This is the first time Hard Rock has featured an artist likeness on a collectible pin. The Lipton Brisk Iced Tea Pins will join Hard Rock Cafe's popular pin collection. For more information on the "Cool Music Meal Deal," visit your participating Hard Rock Cafe. Hard Rock Cafe, one of the most globally recognized music, entertainment, and dining brands, has a network of 105 signature Hard Rock Cafes in 38 countries and a music memorabilia collection worth in excess of $31 million. Known for collectible and fashion merchandise, live concerts, Hard Rock Live performance venues, the Hard Rock Records music label, hardrock.com, and Hard Rock Hotels and Casinos, Hard Rock Cafe International, Inc. is a wholly owned subsidiary of London-based The Rank Group Plc (Nasdaq: RANKY). Lipton is the number-one brand of ready-to-drink tea in the United States. Lipton Brisk and Lipton Iced Tea are marketed through the Pepsi-Lipton Tea Partnership. Formed in 1991, the partnership is now celebrating its 10th anniversary. Pepsi-Cola Company, headquartered in Purchase, N.Y., is the global beverage division of PepsiCo, Inc. Its brands in the United States include Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Pepsi ONE, Mountain Dew, Sierra Mist, Mug, Slice, Wild Cherry Pepsi, Aquafina, SoBe, FruitWorks, Dole single-serve juices and All Sport Body Quencher. The company also makes and markets ready-to-drink coffees via a joint venture with Starbucks. SOURCE Hard Rock Cafe International     MORE MOST CENSORED PRESS RELEASES OF 2001

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