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Different is Good — Give That Special Someone a Valentine's Day Gift You'll Both Enjoy

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PITTSBURGH, Jan. 15 /PRNewswire/ — Finding an original gift can be a difficult task whatever the occasion, but gift hunting for Valentine's Day can be a real conundrum. Instead of socks, T-shirts, or boxers, try getting him something different this year. Who knows, you may find a gift you both can enjoy.

To make Valentine's Day shopping less complicated, Intromark Inc., a new product and licensing company, offers a variety of products unlike many items found in stores. These items have been created by individual inventors to meet the demands of gift-givers. Three new products, the Mower Cut Sharpener(TM), the Outdoor Coaster(TM) and the Tool Hugger(TM), are now available and can be purchased through Intromark Inc.

Mower Cut Sharpener(TM) is an accessory that allows homeowners to safely sharpen their lawn and gardening equipment without having to remove the blade. To operate, the device is attached to a cordless power drill. Guided by the safety handle, the user will maintain a proper grinding angle without experiencing hand or arm fatigue. This product may motivate him to trim the lawn, while saving you both from the expense of professional sharpening services. (The Mower Cut Sharpener(TM) retails for $19.95.)

After mowing the lawn, what could he find more refreshing than relaxing in his favorite lawn chair? And he'll need a place to put his drink, too. The Outdoor Coaster(TM) is a mini tabletop that can be used to stabilize beverages on uneven surfaces. The two-part unit can be inserted into sand or soil, and is ideal for picnics, camping, or other outdoor activities. (A package of four Outdoor Coasters(TM) retails for $4.00.)

Objects can be stored away with the Tool Hugger(TM) in order to prevent damage or to simply create space. This c-shaped bracket can be used to suspend objects to a wall or a cart. The Tool Hugger(TM) is composed of durable zinc coated steel, and is encased in rubber so that objects are not damaged or scratched. This item may keep your honey's gadgets free from harm and keep your garage free from clutter. (Tool Hugger(TM) retails for $7.99.)

Intromark Incorporated is a licensing and marketing company that assists inventors and entrepreneurs in their attempts to introduce and market new products and inventions. All of these products may be purchased through Intromark Inc.

SOURCE Intromark Inc.

 

 

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