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Introducing a New Twist on a Valentine's Day Classic

Anatomically Correct Chocolate Heart

A 'Sweet' Heart for Your Sweetheart

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SKOKIE, Ill., Jan. 11 /PRNewswire/ — Give that special someone the real thing this Valentine's Day with a sweet treat that's more than just a pretty package. The Anatomical Chart Company offers an anatomically correct replica of the human heart made from one pound of solid milk chocolate to ship to your sweetheart anywhere in the United States.

Creamy smooth and stunningly real — right down to the aorta — this is one chocolate heart that won't soon be forgotten. As a "light-hearted" twist on an old tradition, it's the perfect Valentine's Day gift for new lovers, tried-and-true lovers, or passionate chocolate lovers.

The Anatomically Correct Chocolate Heart is gift-packaged in a special holiday box that reads "A 'Sweet' Heart For My Sweetheart" and can ship in time for Valentine's Day if ordered by February 11, 2002. The cost is $16.95 plus shipping and handling. Rush shipping via FedEx is recommended for delivery to warm climates.

The Anatomical Chart Company is the premiere provider of high-quality anatomical charts and related products for the human and veterinary health markets. In addition to charts, books, and models created for medical, educational, research, and health care professionals, the company provides a wide variety of custom anatomical information products through its in-house graphics and medical illustration studio.

SOURCE Anatomical Chart Company

 

 

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