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M O S T   C E N S O R E D P R E S S   R E L E A S E S O F   2 0 0 2   ( T H U S   F A R ) . - - - - Wanted: One Mile of Men For Mix 95.7's `Mile of Meet' Report to: Main Street in Manayunk Thursday, February 14th at 5:00 P.M. - - - - PHILADELPHIA, Jan. 31 /PRNewswire/ — Mix 95.7 (WMWX-FM/Philadelphia) is looking for single men to display their "availability" on Valentine's Day by forming a single file line on the sidewalk on Main Street in Manayunk starting at Chemistry Nightspot (Shurs Lane at Main Street) and heading west towards Green Lane. Women will have the opportunity to walk down Main Street and "window shop" for a prospective mate or simply "drive by" and check out the numbered prospects from 5:00 p.m. - 6:00 p.m. during the "Mix 95.7 Mile of Meet." All men wishing to participate (must be 21 years of age or older) can pre-register by completing a biography questionnaire on-line from February 1st through February 13th or by listening to Mix 95.7 for details. All guys participating in the "Mix 95.7 Mile of Meet" will be eligible to win great prizes at the Post-Mile of Meet party at Chemistry Nightspot immediately after the line-up. The actual line-up of men will occur at 5:00 p.m. and continue for one hour. During this time, women will be invited to drive by, walk past or gawk from a distance as thousands of eligible and dateless guys stretch down Main Street in Manayunk. Women can then stop by Chemistry Nightspot and check out the names, biographies, and e-mails of the guys that they would like to meet. All participating women are also invited to Chemistry after the line-up to be eligible for great prizes and maybe even meet that special someone. Mix 95.7's Danny Meyer's Go Home Show will be broadcasting from 3:00 p.m. to 7:00 p.m. live from Chemistry. The "Mix 95.7 Mile of Meet," Thursday, February 14th from 5:00 p.m. to 6:00 p.m. beginning at Chemistry Nightspot is the most convenient way for women to shop for a date on Valentine's Day. SOURCE Greater Philadelphia Radio Group     MORE MOST CENSORED PRESS RELEASES OF 2002

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