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On the red side: Heartland Building Products holds Valentine's Day dear to their hearts

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BOONEVILLE, MS, Feb. 1 /PRNewswire/ — Celebrating love and romance has long been associated with hearts. The heart is a symbol that expresses affection and passion, and it's held dear by namesake company, Heartland Building Products.

Though Heartland vinyl siding doesn't yet come in Valentine red (it is available in a lovely light blush Champagne color), there is a wide variety of colors available, both bold and subtle, in earth tones and pastels. You might select the same color for both the body and trim of your house for a monochromatic look, or you might select a different color for the trim to provide contrast. You might even select a third color for paintable surfaces such as shutters.

Layering of compatible colors on walls, trim and corners, around windows and under eaves can add dimension to your home. Here are some tips for selecting colors:

* Keep your roof color in mind. Your siding should be harmonious with your shingles, each complementing the other;

* Light colors and a monochromatic or subtle color scheme help a small house look bigger;

* Light colors tend to make a house look closer to the curb, while darker colors "recede" and make a house seem farther away.

Color is but just one choice you have in determining your home's personality. For this major manufacturer of vinyl siding products, the heart is a permanent signature of quality, embracing the age-old symbol of love in everything from their logo to the little heart-shaped weep holes they methodically punch into each and every one of their nationally distributed vinyl siding products. This year alone that activity represents more than 12 million Heartland hearts installed on homes and apartments across America. Imagine your home literally wrapped with hundreds, maybe thousands of tiny hearts. Even Cupid would agree, that's a lot of valentines!

Heartland takes great pride in the design and manufacturing of vinyl siding products, symbolized by the heart-shaped weep hole in every siding panel. Found on American homes coast to coast, Heartland products are designed to preserve a home's architectural integrity, while providing a simpler lifestyle for the homeowner. Headquartered in Booneville, Mississippi, Heartland is one of the largest manufacturers of vinyl siding in North America.

SOURCE Heartland Building Products, Inc.

 

 

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