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Valentine's Wake-Up Call: Philips Has the Perfect Gift for Two; Philips AJ3260 Dual-Alarm Clock Eases Couples into the Morning

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ATLANTA, Jan. 31 /PRNewswire/ — Instead of the traditional Valentine's Day gifts of a card, flowers and chocolate, Philips offers a unique twist for this holiday that will please both you and your mate. While flowers inevitably wilt, the Philips AJ3260 stays fresh, and allows both of you to personalize your alarm to fit your morning routine. Below are some examples of how the Philips AJ3260 creates hassle-free wake-up for two:

* Have you forgotten to reset the alarm for your significant other and it caused them to be late to work? The dual-alarm function of the Philips AJ3260 features two different wake-up times. Plus, the 24-hour alarm- reset button automatically resets the alarm to the same sound and time for the next day with just a touch of a button.

* Tired of hearing your spouse scream from the bathroom to get out of bed? The Philips AJ3260 includes the Gentle Wake feature gradually increasing the volume of the alarm from a low to high position, providing a more natural awakening and a buffer from accidental oversleeping. Plus, it features three sound settings, a radio, buzzer and rooster.

* The AJ3260 model features a "fumble-proof," oversized alarm button, which alleviates unintentionally turning off the alarm.

* Nine-minute snooze lets you cuddle without oversleeping.

* Innovative and curvaceous design with two-color LCD display appeals to both men and women.

* Available in February, the Philips AJ3260 has a suggested retail price of $24.90.

SOURCE Philips Consumer Electronics

 

 

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