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Dave Eggers' The Wild Things is available for preorder, in regular hardcover and
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Ticker.BY MICHAEL QUATTRONE
the autopsies on the dead may be complete as early as Thursday morning. The autopsies on the living remain pending. They will be performed with a full orchestra and a spectacular light show ... Meteorologists expect a cooler weekend ... Housing developments are on the rise. Creation outperformed destruction in the markets this May. Be that as it may, most experts remain skeptical ... Thousands are mourning comedian Siggy Smolka, who died this morning of natural causes. "Spectacular!" raved the Times, when he performed Carcinogentlemen!, about the development of the Southern tobacco lobby. Dismay be- fell the Hollywood crowd ... "We remain optimistic," said actor Johnny Tremain, "about the war" ... Yesterday morning the president spoke to Congress: "Maybe you should know, I have speti—, texta—, uh ... spectacular cancer." He ordered the development of an innovative procedure, to be performed by multiple, titanium, super-formed robots. He will be in D.C. for the surgery, Maine for a six-week recovery ... A development- ally disabled teenager was executed this morning in Texas. Cheering crowds deemed it a "spectaclear [sic] demonstration of justice." This may be the start of a new era," commented Governor May B. McClantock. "It's just super!" ... For med- ical personnel who wish to inspect a "Q-lar- va," said to cause widespread diarrhea, blocks remain firmly in place ... Insurance companies are mourning the loss of billions due to recent developments toward an AIDS vaccine. Further such developments may be discouraged in the morning by government officials, who remain convinced the cure has underperformed, is "less than spectacular" ...
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