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 2punk4punk: do you like nirvana, omg
 grndflr76: yeah, but they ripped off the pixies, lol
 2punk4punk: i know, wtf
 grndflr76: i have the subpop 7" of 'love buzz', hahaha
 2punk4punk: me too, stfu
 grndflr76: yeah, from ebay, rofl

 Bob WallHAX: I'm killin your doods, rofl
 HALORuLEZ1337: U R just lucky, omg
 Bob WallHAX: getting pwn3d, stfu
 Bob WallHAX: you are teh suck, lol
 HALORuLEZ1337: HEADSHOT, hahaha
 Bob WallHAX: wtf

 Lord Uber: you are LATE. where have you been, wtf
 Sir Huzzah: with your mom, rofl
 Lord Uber: oh, hahaha. 
 Lord Uber: do you think it's funny to be late, omg
 Sir Huzzah: yes lol
 Lord Uber: well, you're out of the guild so stfu

 cowrieshell69: so then I said "no, you stfu"
 cowrieshell69: and he was all like, "wtf!" 
 hardcandy98: you are so funny, lol
 cowrieshell69: thanks babe, rofl
 hardcandy98: hahaha omg
 cowrieshell69: omg hahaha

 Lord Uber: Dude, we have vanquished Ha'Xor the Elite! Hahaha! 
 Lady Mysterious: I'm not a 'dude', stfu. 
 Lord Uber: I didn't mean that you were, omg. 
 Lady Mysterious: Women play games too, wtf! 
 Lord Uber: I am so sorry, will you marry me, rofl. 
 Lady Mysterious: sure! lol. 

 sexxymcsexxerton: oh hello there, a/s/l, lol
 pussykat87: 18/f/not tellin u, hahaha
 sexxymcsexxerton: u r so hot more pix pls, rofl
 pussykat87: that is enuff, stfu
 sexxymcsexxerton: c'mon please, wtf! 
 sexxymcsexxerton: wait. these pictures are of mandy moore ... omg

 2punk4punk: I can't believe you like them, omg. They suck, lol
 grdflr79: wtf, their early stuff is really good, hahaha
 2punk4punk: stfu, they are a ripoff, rofl 

 

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