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The Lyricist
and His Rock Star.

BY PETER JAY SHIPPY

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 I'm eating moussaka at the Greek's
 when you step in for smokes with that cat
 who comports as your superego. 
 On the jukebox an a cappella
 version of "Only You" makes me woozy—
 or is it the stale ouzo? Less and less

 my waitress whispers, but more and more
 I toss poison darts at that geek
 who stares at me from my spoon—boozy
 and hung by horny toes, like a fruit bat. 
 Why sad? Wasn't our love a priori? 
 Like a socialist on Super Tuesday, 

 I was forgone—like a superfecta
 ticket at Suffolk Downs, worth less and less
 furlong by furlong. Your A&R
 team took one look at me and cried, "Eek!" 
 I'm the type who Scrabbles Q with qat. 
 I'm the stripe who fills songs with doozy

 idioms where beggars are choosy
 and love is hallowed as a superbug. 
 I look away and recall Angkor Wat,
 where the video for "More & More"
 was filmed. I sat under a sacred teak
 rewriting beats while you went à deux

 with that creep sitcom actor, that A-list
 hack who speaks like he fucks—like an Uzi—
 rat-a-ta-ta. He called me word freak
 when I verbalized in polysemous polysyllables and supercomputer
 when I did tips in my head—less and less
 as I ate, by then, mostly solo—the rat's

 gnat
 or edo-mala to his à la mode. 
 You text messed the end to our amore and more
 powwow to you and all that are newsy!
 
 Don't bah for me, I have my superglue
 and weekly enemas with Irish leeks. 

 Now I write, more or less, for an oozy
 Osaka band that sounds like gats à gogo—
 a supergroup. Wait 'til you hear our squeak. 

 

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