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Just in time for Valentine's Day,
the Guardian in London has
reviewed and raved about
The Secret Language of Sleep.
And, for the rest of the week,
you can buy it for $5!

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N E W   I S S U E   I S   O U T ;
I T   I S   O U R   F I F T H
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As many of you know, the new issue of our print version is out, and by now is in most stores. This issue is a hardcover book, and features four different dust jackets. One dust jacket has on it a man who seems to be suffering from terrible skin lesions. The second cover looks very much like the cover of Issue No. 1, with the addition of a medical drawing of a severed arm. The third cover is blank, with all of its images hiding on the back. Hiding from the bad people. The last cover is just red. Or, if you will, simply red.

In addition, under each dust jacket is a different cover. One features pictures of Ted Koppel. One features new work by Susan Minot. And a third features a variation on the second cover, described above, though this version is legible only with aid of mirror. This inner cover also is featured under the red dust jacket.

The red dust jacket is actually not yet available. It was printed, but we messed it up, and thus it was reprinted. It will be available soon.

In this issue, priced reasonably at $16, no matter its cover, you will find many many good things, including the following:

"The Hypnotist's Trailer" by Ann Cummins
This might be the best short story we have yet published. It is gripping and odd and takes place in a trailer and involves hypnotism. Do not miss it.

The Observers, by Paul LaFarge
This story is probably the most fully-realized story we have ever had the pleasure of presenting. It is about a man building an observatory, and it is very funny, and very... very... how do you say in English? — touching. LaFarge is a very assured writer, a very smooth writer. He makes one happy when one is reading his words.

"Marie Curie, Honorable Woman," by Lydia Davis
This is a very amazing and strange piece about Madame Curie. There is an illuminating explanation of its genesis in the letters section of this issue. Lydia Davis is a mad genius for you.

"This We Came to Know Afterwards," by Susan Minot
A very powerful piece of journalism by Ms. Minot, who is known of course for her novels. This piece is about children in Uganda who have been abducted by the guerillas of the Lord's Resistance Army and made to do horrible things. We are very proud to have published this piece, and we hope you will read it.

"Mr. Squishy," by Elizabeth Klemm
This is a very long and very difficult and very rewarding piece by a new Chicago writer who has heretofore published but one story. We hope you will like it.

Interview with Ted Koppel, by Sarah Vowell
Like an appealing but no-nonsense attack dog, Ms. Vowell keeps Koppel on the defensive by asking him only questions about that subject on which he has heretofore been so circumspect: Marcus Aurelius's /Meditations./

"Literary Enhancement Through Food Intake," by Ben Marcus (no relation)
Mr. Marcus, author of The Age of Wire and String, has made something here that demands many readings. Mr. Marcus is doing things that many of us are afraid to do.

"Solicitation," by RJ Curtis.
Ms. Curtis is someone who we would like to publish in every issue. This is her first story for us. She is still in school even, but is very good already. Her sentences are plain but beautiful, economical but strange and generous. You will see when you see.

Excerpts from new work by Rodney Rothman
Rodney Rothman, formerly the head writer for David Letterman's show, here presents his attempts to infiltrate the world of print-on-demand publishing, offering excerpts from titles such as:
The Rodney Rothman Bible in Italics
The Rodney Rothman Underlined Bible in Italics
The Rodney Rothman Underlined Holy Bible in Small-cap Outline Italics

"Soot," by Chad Willenborg
This is a very moving and elegantly written story. It takes place in southern Illinois, though Mr. Willenborg now lives in Philadelphia.

"The Days Here," by Kelly Feeney
Like many of the stories in this issue, this one came through the mail, unsolicited. We have read this story eleven times, and we still love it much like we would if it were a favorite photograph that we might stare at and stare at, even though the photograph is not necessarily an entirely pleasant photograph. Ms. Feeney has done something great here. The rhythm of it!

"Solresol, the Universal Musical Language," by Paul Collins
This is the latest installment in his series of profiles of history's most brilliant and ultimately failed eccentrics. Please note that Collins's collection of profiles, due out in spring, will now be called Banvard's Folly: Tales of Reknowned Obscurity, Famous Anonymity, and Rotten Luck.

"Mother May I," by Jason Ockert
Another extraordinary new voice, one with a very warm and funny and lyrical brush rendering a very bleak picture. That is, if voices could hold brushes, and if brushes could render pictures — two things that are not yet possible, due to the exasperating inaction of the fatcats of Washington.

Also look for:

J. Robert Lennon's disturbing and as-usual-silkenly-written "The Accursed Items"

Steven Barthelme's hard-biting "The New South: Writing the Newsweek Short Story."

Joshuah Bearman has again interviewed his father, this time about his work on Mars

Colleen Werthmann takes the idea of the Sex Story That Loses Its Way and writes a perfect thing, involving firemen and fires and hoses and young virgins, and, finally, archaelogy. Do not miss the end.

Alastair Reid, long a translator of the work of Borges, here presents a short anecdote about that writer-man

More Convergences by the irrepressible and neat-bearded Lawrence L.M. Weschler, Jr.

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That is all. As always, should you want to buy a copy and cannot find it in your local shop, please direct them to us and we will help them stock it. Thank you for your help and interest.

 

 

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The Birdwatcherist By Peter Bebergal
A Clarification By Vali Chandrasekaran
Some of the Things They Died of in Nineteenth-Century Santa Barbara, California By Rose Gowen
A Spoken-Word Poem for America By Neal Pollack
On Message By Paul Maliszewski

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