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“Abraham SuperLincoln” by Adam Rex
“Holy Quest Maze” by Carson Ellis
“Space Adventure” by Kevin Cornell

NEWSPAPERS CARRYING THE GOODS

The Goods will be featured in newspapers around the country.
We’ll have a complete list of places where you can get The Goods soon.

SAMPLE ISSUES OF THE GOODS

Issue two
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ISSUE 2: PRESIDENTS’ DAY 2011

Featuring a full-color drawing of Abraham SuperLincoln on the moon, a powder-wig maze through George Washington’s head, a handful of true vice presidential facts, and a collection of nine things nine presidents never, ever said.

ISSUE 4: RASPUTIN PAPER DOLLS

...plus a ridiculous rewritten riddle and the world’s
narrowest “find the word” game.
Issue five
Issue seven

ISSUE 5: SHARPEN YOUR EYEBALLS

Featuring a super-fun color-coded maze, an alligator-inclusive candy hunt, concise instructions for how to build your own back-yard supercollider, and five foolproof tips for avoiding a shower as long as possible.

ISSUE 7: THE CASE OF THE INVISIBLE MONSTER

A tiny word search, a big draw-your-own monster corner, a medium-sized count-the-chickens game, and a simple recipe for hero milk.
Issue nine

ISSUE 9: CRANKY PENGUINS

A face-cookable recipe for nachos and salsa, three alternative-pet suggestions, a find-the-happy-penguin puzzle, and three extra-detailed illustrated word puns.

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