Chunky
Super-charged
Pondy
Wine-a-licious
Alcoholy
Hallucinatory
Crippling
Caffeinated
Sludgy
Berserker-rage-inducing
Please help support our writers and keep our site ad-free by becoming a patron.
Limited edition silk screens from Dave Eggers
All sales benefit the new International Library of Youth Writing!
Purchase your own unique work of art, with more being added all the time.
Suggested Reads
-
September 3, 2001Some Very Unpopular Mixed Drinks
-
December 14, 2010The Word Dude Reflects On Its Steady Decline from Keeping Company with Rakish 19th Century Dandies to Its Demeaning Modern Day Role as Filler for Light Beer Commercials
-
May 11, 2007Thomas Hobbes’s “State of Nature” Adjectives That Befit My Hangover
-
February 18, 2025We Are Ending Our DEI Program at Four Loko
Trending 🔥
-
June 3, 2025New York Times’ Style Guide Substitutions for “The President Violated the Constitution”
-
June 6, 2025I, Saruman, Have Ended My Alliance with the Dark Lord Sauron
-
February 10, 2015What a Straight Man’s Favorite Musical Says About Him
-
June 9, 2025It’s Not Going Great, but Imagine How Much Worse Things Would Be with a Woman President