Chunky
Super-charged
Pondy
Wine-a-licious
Alcoholy
Hallucinatory
Crippling
Caffeinated
Sludgy
Berserker-rage-inducing
March 1, 2005
Adjectives Rarely Used by Wine Tasters
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