Wu-Tang Clan Nicknames for President Bush, his Cabinet and advisers were generated by the Discover Your Wu-Name website.
President George W. Bush = Bastard, BASTARD HarbourMastah
Vice President Dick Cheney = Top-Heavy Hookjaw
Secretary of State Colin Powell = Superintendent God-Botherer
Attorney General John Ashcroft = Tha Visible Choirboy
Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld = Crafty Barnardo
Energy Secretary Spencer Abraham = Womanly Panther
Agriculture Secretary Ann Veneman = Tha 23rd Buchan
Commerce Secretary Don Evans = Well-Liked Assman
Health and Human Services Secretary Tommy Thompson = Tha Ever So Weary Assistant
Interior Secretary Gale Norton = Bilious Bad Janitah
Labor Secretary Elaine Chao = Masta Cow
Transportation Secretary Norman Mineta = Violent Toilet Thing
Treasury Secretary Paul O’Neill = Flippant She-Creature
White House Chief of Staff Andrew Card = Inscrutable Drama Queen
National Security Adviser Condoleezza Rice = Promiscuous Protestah
CIA Director George Tenet = Curly-Haired Slacker
White House Senior Adviser Karl Rove = Excitable Misunderstood Genius
Press Secretary Ari Fleischer = Action-Packed Mental