Baseball
3-1
Basketball (College)
58-41
Basketball (NBA)
77-63
Football
12-3
Ice Hockey
2-0
Soccer
0-0
Tennis
6-1, 6-2
January 4, 2000
Boring Scores, in Alphabetical Order
by Sport
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