Best Acceptance Speech for This Award

Best Reaction to Winning This Award

Best Long, Rambling Speech, Which Must Be Forcefully Cut Short by the Orchestra, Given After Receiving This Award

Most Confused That These Are the Meta Awards, Not The Mehindra Excellence in Theatre Awards, and About to Be Further Confused That He/She Has Won This Very Award, Even Though He/She Is Clearly in the Wrong Place

Best Awkward Attempt to Leave The Stage from the Wrong Direction After Accepting This Award

Best Usage of This Award to Further an Unrelated Pet Cause

Most Worthy of Winning This Award By Sheer Virtue of the Number of Times He Has Not Previously Won This Award

Most Worthy of Winning This Award By Sheer Virtue of the Number of Times She Has Not Previously Won This Award

Best Feigned Humility During Acceptance of This Award

Best Sound Editing in a Film or Documentary Short

Best Accidental Slip of a Profanity During the Acceptance Speech of This Award

The Lifetime Achievement Award for Best Overall Ability to Have an Entire Life Represented in a Moving, Two-Minute Montage

Best Long Shot Win of This Award

Best Overall Award Winner