The Funny Cowboy Dance Hall of Fame
The Pointing and Laughing Hall of Fame
The Napping Hall of Fame
The Begging Hall of Fame
The Shortest Job Interviews Hall of Fame
The Pretending to Help Hall of Fame
The Getting Caught Looking at Breasts Hall of Fame
The Fake Yodeling Hall of Fame
The Holding a Hug a Little Too Long Hall of Fame
The Easily Hypnotized Hall of Fame
The Calling Someone to Come Look at Something But Then It’s Not There Anymore Hall of Fame
The Stumbling Down an Embankment Hall of Fame
The Smirking Hall of Fame
When a Cook is Cooking Something Adding a Pinch of Something to It Hall of Fame
The Looking Up at the Nighttime Sky and Saying Something Profound Hall of Fame
The Shrugging Hall of Fame
The Holding Up Two Fingers Like Devil Horns Behind Someone’s Head Hall of Fame
The Heckling Hall of Fame
The Playing Invisible Bongos Hall of Fame
The Pretending to Have a Heart Attack to Scare a Little Kid Hall of Fame
The Asking a Question After They Say “No More Questions” Hall of Fame
The Hoping for a Funny Ending But Not Getting One Hall of Fame
Jack Handey’s latest book is
Squeaky Poems: Rhymes About My Rat,
available at JackHandey.com.